Hey you three. Yeah, you.

What's up, three followers? How are you guys. I figure, since there are only three, we should totally get to know each other. Form, like, a secret club. For science. Anyway, I just released Burned Black, a short story about a lethargic lifeguard who gets too distracted to do her job. My guess is, if you see this, you probably already saw that it was out, but here I am urging you (with money(I won't actually pay you)) to read it. It takes awhile to get motivated, you know? But here it is. Every single one of you should comment on this post suggesting a name for our new club.

I'll start: The Icy Black Hand of Death Club. Huh? Huh? What do you think? Or the Three Musketeers.