Skype - The Greatest Movie Ever. · 2:44am Feb 12th, 2014
[2:27:46 AM] Sigma.EXE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompeii_(2014_film) Too soon.
[2:27:48 AM] Something ^R^ (M): WOO!
[2:27:53 AM] Something ^R^ (M): NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!
[2:28:07 AM] Sigma.EXE: Half-day tomorrow.
[2:28:12 AM] Steventheman: Pompeii 2 - The Empire Strikes Back.
[2:28:18 AM] John Conquest: LOL
[2:28:24 AM] Dr. Typewriterpony, PhD: woo, still got work so I can get money BUT I STILL LIVE IN MY PARENT'S HOUSE AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
[2:28:44 AM] Steventheman: [2:28 AM] Dr. Typewriterpony, PhD:
<<< BUT I STILL LIVE IN MY PARENT'S HOUSE AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
I know that feel.
[2:28:44 AM] Sigma.EXE: Pompeii 3: Pompeiiiii: Revenge of the Smog
[2:29:07 AM] Steventheman: Pompeii 4 - The Burningatinging.
[2:29:13 AM] Sigma.EXE: If a group of us ever meet in person, we should buy or go see a movie, and riff it together.
[2:29:32 AM] Sigma.EXE: Pompeiiii (Pompeii II): Volcanic Boogaloo
[2:29:33 AM] Something ^R^ (M): Mortal Instruments: City of Bones. That is chock-full of stuff to riff.
[2:29:33 AM] Steventheman: Pompeii 5 - Attack of Mecha-Vesuvius.
[2:29:56 AM] Dr. Typewriterpony, PhD: pretty sure if the bunch of us get together we'll somehow get into a situation where we're locked in and there's a murder amongst the group
[2:30:13 AM] Sigma.EXE: Pompeiivi (Pompeii VI): Return of the Volcanologists
[2:30:17 AM] Steventheman: And because we're all genre-savvy, you'll know it was me instantly.
[2:30:48 AM | Edited 2:30:57 AM] Sigma.EXE: Nah, it'll turn out to be me, because I'm the pacifist and we'll be in an M. Night Mowsyourlawn movie.
[2:31:15 AM] Sigma.EXE: You were merely hypnotised by me, cause I'm the Devil.
[2:31:19 AM] Steventheman: And it turns out that I was actually the victim, but I swapped places with the body to become a spooky ghost.
[2:31:40 AM | Edited 2:31:47 AM] Sigma.EXE: Then I turn out to be possessed, because the devil really was Dancer, who is actually Knighty in a mask.
[2:31:52 AM] John Conquest: :D
[2:32:01 AM] John Conquest: OF COURSE!
[2:32:05 AM] John Conquest: IT"S SO OBVIOUS!
[2:32:19 AM] Steventheman: And the whole meeting was actually a chess game between Harman Smith and Kun Lan.
[2:32:23 AM] Sigma.EXE: Then we were all dead all along, and this was a failed simulation by Poultron trying to get some good live action yaoi.
[2:32:37 AM] John Conquest: And then Kalash, not putting up with this demonic bullshit, grabs an AK-74 and shoots them in the face.
[2:32:55 AM] Sigma.EXE: Kalash gets hurt by his own bullets, as we are in the Justice Zone episode of Red Dwarf.
[2:32:56 AM] Something ^R^ (M): [2:32 AM] Sigma.EXE:
<<< Then we were all dead all along, and this was a failed simulation by Poultron trying to get some good live action yaoi.
He'd just have to get me and Atlas in a room together for that.
[2:32:59 AM] Dr. Typewriterpony, PhD: and the after credits it's Shyamalan in a board room meeting trying to pitch his movie and the producers are like: "Get the fuck out"
[2:33:16 AM] Steventheman: [2:32 AM] Something ^R^ (M):
<<< He'd just have to get me and Atlas in a room together for that.
Oh mai. Can I film it for porn money?
[2:33:23 AM] Steventheman: Sweet sweet porn money...
[2:33:32 AM] Something ^R^ (M): No, fuck you.
[2:33:45 AM] Steventheman: Aww...I'd give you a cut though.
[2:33:55 AM] Sigma.EXE: This whole scenario turns out to be a despair squid scenario from Red Dwarf, and we turn out to be Lister, Kryten, Kochanski, Cat, Kryten pre S3, Holly, Holly post S3, a scutter, another scutter, the soup dispenser, and Queeg.
[2:34:08 AM] Steventheman: BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!
[2:34:20 AM] Something ^R^ (M): Regidar.
[2:34:36 AM] Dr. Typewriterpony, PhD: tHHHAAAAT...explains everything
[2:34:36 AM | Edited 2:34:47 AM] Sigma.EXE: It was Regi, calling us to remind us not to be dumbasses and search the abandoned ship cause he's genre savvy.
[2:34:49 AM] Sigma.EXE: Wait,
[2:34:50 AM] Sigma.EXE: No
[2:34:58 AM] Sigma.EXE: He TELLS us to do it, cause he knows it's bad
[2:35:04 AM | Edited 2:35:07 AM] Sigma.EXE: But he does it for shits and giggles
[2:35:29 AM] Sigma.EXE: ...We just came up with the greatest movie saga of all time.
Sigma.EXE: "There was a stunned silence as everyone came at once due to the awesomeness."
[2:37:02 AM] Dr. Typewriterpony, PhD: every sequel is an entirely different genre
[2:38:11 AM] Sigma.EXE: And the last one is released in seven parts online as a fanfic, animated short, anime style animated short, crackfic, porn, news article, and finally a review of our movie by TGWTG.
[2:38:35 AM] Steventheman: The romance subplot will be me trying to pick up a hooker and getting friendzoned by her.
[2:38:47 AM] Something ^R^ (M): "I've seen better acting in ET - The Porno!" -Brad Jones
[2:39:22 AM] Sigma.EXE: I've seen better acting in acting-for-two porno!
[2:39:28 AM] Something ^R^ (M): "The plot has more holes than Prometheus!"
-Film Brain
[2:39:35 AM] Sigma.EXE: OUCH
[2:39:41 AM] Sigma.EXE: That stings like a death hornet.
[2:39:49 AM | Edited 2:40:01 AM] Dr. Typewriterpony, PhD: [2:38 AM] Steventheman:
<<< The romance subplot will be me trying to pick up a hooker and getting friendzoned by her.
Her pimp actually fell in love with you
[2:39:50 AM] Something ^R^ (M): "(pretentious film school lingo) This was balls." -Nostalgia Chick.
[2:40:06 AM] Something ^R^ (M): "I for one, loved it." -Benzaie
[2:41:08 AM] Something ^R^ (M): "I haven't been more enraged at a movie since The Phantom fucking Menace!" -Blockbuster Buster
[2:41:09 AM] Steventheman: [2:39 AM] Dr. Typewriterpony, PhD:
<<< Her pimp actually fell in love with you
The pimp is a yandere who murders the hooker so that I can't fancy her anymore. Little does he know that a little thing like death won't stop me.
[2:41:23 AM] Sigma.EXE: "The fuck." -Atlas Nebula
EDIT:
[2:44:46 AM] Sigma.EXE: Lemme change his review:
[2:44:53 AM] Sigma.EXE: "Fucking Catholics." -Atlas Nebula.
Making a Kickstarter for this now...
Fucking Catholics.