Relationship Questions. · 8:17am Feb 7th, 2014

Well, it's now only a week until Valentine's Day, aka The Bane of Bachelors. With that in mind, I found a list of relationship related questions on Tumblr to answer for myself on here. Normally it'd be more like having users read the questions and suggest for me to answer specific ones, but I find this more entertaining, if long-winded.

But in any case, let's get started... Ignore the fact it uses the European spelling.

1. Are looks important in a relationship? To a degree, yes. But personality, definitely more so.
2. Are relationships ever worth it? You're a sad person if you say no.
3. Are you a virgin? Don't remind me.
4. Are you in a relationship? I just said don't remind me.
5. Are you in love? Crushes, yes. Love, no.
6. Are you single this year? So far, but things can change.
7. Can you commit to one person? I find cheaters disgusting.
8. Describe your crush: Basically many things I find ideal in a girl. Sense of humor, open, honest, caring, and shares interests with me. Not to mention hot.
9. Describe your perfect mate: Aside from everything above, being able to accept and understand me is another big thing.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight? It can happen, but I've never felt it. I need to get to know someone before love.
11. Do you ever want to get married? YES PLEASE!
12. Do you forgive betrayal? Depends how severe it is. I believe in second chances, but that's it.
13. Do you get jealous easily? Depends on what, really. But in most cases, no.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Guess you haven't been reading the earlier responses.
15. Do you have any piercings? I find them tacky.
16. Do you have any tattoos? Same as piercings, but some are badass.
17. Do you like kissing in public? Small ones are fine, but makeouts are made for private.
20. Do you shower every day? No... Don't judge me.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I doubt it, but I'm not great at reading people.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Considering it's roughly midnight, no.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Definitely. I wouldn't dream of cheating.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? HAHAHAHA, no. ;~;
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? It's in my top five goals, so duh.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes, but more in a platonic sense.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Yes, but only on request, and as a joke.
28. Have you ever been cheated on? Have to be in a relationship first.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone? *insert above*
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? I've considered lipo, but that's it.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? I don't cry easily.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Only kind of love when it comes to relationships.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? ...Shut up.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Outside of family, no.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yes, but who hasn't?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? If I have, they've never said anything.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Again, who hasn't?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? GODDAMN LONG DISTANCE!
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? I have written stuff, but I can't write in patterns for shit.
41. Have you had sex so far this year? Does my hand count?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Have to kiss first.
43. How long was your longest relationship? I don't think the one when I was 6 counts, so N/A.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 0 + 0.
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? 300 - 300.
46. How many times did you have sex last year? If we count lefty and righty, then too many to count.
47. How old are you? 18. Why, you a cop?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I'd just be supportive and be happy for them.
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Why must you taunt me?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Why would they need to apologize is my question.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? My good friends.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? A few, but not without trying to fix things.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Does it count if I say my parents think I talk online too much?
54. Is there someone you will never forget? The friends I've made through MLP. Yeah, I'm a sap.
55. Share a relationship story: There was this girl in Oregon I met online last Summer. We really clicked and shared all the same interests. She said in about a month or so she'd be taking a trip close to where I live and we could meet up. The meet was just pushed and pushed and never ended up happening. It hurt for a while, but I got over it. Closest chance to a relationship I ever got, only to blow up in my face.
56. State 8 facts about your body. My hair was blond, but darkened as I got older; my eyes are hazel; I had freckles as a kid; my facial hair grows unevenly; through genetics, I'm quite hairy; my teeth grew in crooked; and my dick is average size.
57. Things you want to say to an ex. What ex?
58. What are five ways to win your heart? Share interests with me, care about my feelings, get along well with me and my friends, be understanding, and be open.
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) I've posted enough of those.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 0 milliseconds.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Normally their hair or eyes.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Well, *very long censor bleep because blogs can no longer be NSFW*. My boner is rock hard just at the thought.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”? The D goes into the V or A. It's Cock-It science, not rocket science.
64. What is your definition of cheating? Having relations with more than one person behind the other's back.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? Cuddling is always a good start.
66. What is your favourite roleplay? Dominance is a bit of a turn on, honestly.
67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Really, just getting to have a fun time, whether it be at home or going out, and ending with cuddles... I really want cuddles.
68. What is your sexual orientation? Straight as an arrow. Inb4 right turn sign.
69. What turns you off? Heavy body fluids. Ick.
70. What turns you on? Intimacy, more than anything. Always important.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? Believe it or not, never had one.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex? "You mean the world to me."
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Really, just to be acknowledged and be offered to do anything I wanted with them. Doesn't take much to please me.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Hmm... I guess just little things about their body I don't like. I already noted piercings and tattoos.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Only thing I can think of is being told I matter. Though, I question that sometimes.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I think the best thing you can ever do for someone who's depressed is just nonstop talk and be there for them. It goes a long way from my experience.
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? I think ones that are only a few years apart at the most work best. Closer the better.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret? I've been masturbating this whole time.
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? I guess when my friends got to hook up last year, leaving me by myself.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today, but it honestly isn't the same saying it to my parents.
81. Who are five people you find attractive? Even if I had five, that'd stay private.
82. Who is the last person you hugged? I honestly can't remember.
83. Who was your first kiss with? Hasn't happened. ;~;
84. Why did your last relationship fail? ...Now you're just being cheeky.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? I'd be fine to meet someone online then hook up in person, but could never do an online relationship. I need physical contact.