Q&A With Discord aka Galewind · 5:01pm Jan 24th, 2014
Greetings loyal subjects *peers in close* just your reigning God of Chaos opening himself to your questions and sparkling fascinations. Celestia freed me from my stone prison to see how "reformed" I am now. You have anything to ask, I'd be more than happy to answer them *laughs quietly by everypony's ears* heheheh.
When are you and Sun butt going to get back together?
1753225 Galewind (Discord): The last dance we shared was something I won't forget, but that also doesn't stop me from being who I am. *Horn glows as a chopper appears in front of him and he now dressed with dark sunglasses and a leather jacket* This God of Chaos rides solo baby... ⌐ↀ-ↀ
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You know Luna right? Do you think I have a chance with her?
1753395 Galewind (Discord): You want to talk about Luna? When I had her as my prisoner I...
Pen Quill: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Let's keep this PG-13 ok??
Galewind (Discord): Fine fine...Luna is a nice mare. A little blunt, but she's very gentle when you get to know her. I think she would be perfect for you.
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Hey, if he wants to tell me something. You shouldn't worry I'm old enough to hear these things. So please keep going Galewind.
1753415 Galewind (Discord): You must give the fans what they want dear writer.
Pen Quill: *sigh* Fine...
Galewind (Discord): *clears his throat* What happened between me and Luna will be revealed in a later story that Pen Quill is writing, but between you and me *teleports behind redbook shifting his eyes back and forth checking the area for anypony else* It's gonna be a juicy one heheh. By the way Pen Quill, I have a question for you. Redbook says you're a great writer, yet you have no cutiemark. What's up with that?
Pen Quill: It's a talent, but probably not my special talent. Besides, I was a blank flank before it was cool.
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Are we talking fruit juicy or test of the moon juicy?
1753570 *Pen Quill and Galewind look at each other and grin*
Galewind (Discord): You know how some people say a full moon draws the more primal instinct and sexual desire out of ponies? Let's just say that legend started with me and Luna.
Pen Quill: *wipes his glasses* To sum it all up, it's gonna be taste the moon juicy.
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*nods and smiles* I heard it's one of the best kind.
1753583 Galewind (Discord): You have no idea ;)
Pen Quill: *facehooves* Remind me again why I keep you around? You're story was finished...
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Galewind, wait till you meet Twilight. You haven't seen juicy till you spend a night with her.
1753815 Galewind (Discord): I took the liberty of reading Luna's Private Lesson, and I must say, Twilight sure does tickle a fancy in me.
Pen Quill: You say that about everypony
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Just this really happen and that a little pillow on the bed was taking notes
1753892 Galewind (Discord): I've been informed that Pen Quill has started writing of my experience with Luna. It's called "Chaos Under the Crescent Moon". I personally would've gone with something different, but I'm not a writer.
Pen Quill: That's a good thing, with your style of writing, we'd be chased out of our apartment, and I don't know about you, but I'd prefer NOT living on the streets of Manehattan. Back to work now. Busy, busy, busy. If you have anymore questions, ask Galewind. He'll be more than happy to answer them.