Jan
22nd
2014
Today I found shampoo... · 3:23pm Jan 22nd, 2014
in my freezer.
Really.
I'm not joking.
I found an entire bottle of shampoo in my freezer.
It's quite cold and currently unusable for its intended purpose.
Though, you could use it as a bludgeon if needed.
Or a rock.
Why.
All of my why.
I just.
Can't.
How do you even...
...
I will never trust my friend to help me put away groceries ever again.
Never again.
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DismantledAccount · 514 views
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Um what the buck.... you found shampoo in your freezer?
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Yes. Yes I did.
1746507 I...I dont even
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Your friend needs to see a doctor.
Like, seriously.
You could cut it to seem like popsicle and give it to your friend
1746514 that would kill his friend
Kill, not really, but will remind him not to put shampoo on his freezer again. Or at least mix it with icecream
1746521 shampoo is made of things not meant to be ingested by humans
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The warning on the bottle:
Sooooooo... that option seems unavailable.
1746527 Then how come my friend is stil...... Smittywerbenmanjensen? Why are you on the ground?
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Neither do I.... Neither do I....
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I agree. This is serious.
1746531 thats what I was trying to tell him *turns to friend* see im notbcruel ebough have someone ingest shampoo
Oh the freezer that's where I keep my leftover pon... I mean cupcakes.
1746535 *shivers then smacks silver* no just no never mention that horrible story again
1746536 DID U JUST SLAP ME!? O IT IS ON. (pulls shotgun from pocket)
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This reminds me of a stupid incident that I went through.
My school has a card-based attendance system in which you have to tap you ID Card on a scanner to prove that you did come to school.
One day, I was late. I was just about to leave home when I couldn't find my ID Card.
I searched my right pocket.
I searched my left pocket.
I searched my room, living room, study room, bathroom and parents' room.
I practically searched every nook and cranny in my home but to no avail.
Just then, I found it...
...in my back pocket.
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1746539 *pulls out scythe and slices the shot gun in half* no
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*Backs away*
Sicko.
You have leftovers? That's sickening. When I'm done with a pony I can just pour it down the drain.
1746549 because of that thing I can never look at cupcakes the same way again
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I...um...alright discord turn him into a banana (discord snaps fingers you turn into a banana and I give discord 20$)
1746551 *picks up the banana and smiles maniacally saying* do you like mmmm bananas
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That's not as bad as looking for the cellphone that you are speaking into....
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1746559 well you'll find plenty on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!*watches as silver gets fired to the moon* (stupid phone wont let me copy youtube urls)
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Like that'll ever happen...
...will it?
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Hmm... that's odd. I thought bananas are found in markets whereas cheese is found on the moon...
1746562 Well played but now that im on the moon I can LAUNCH NUKES AT YOU (call of duty black ops reference)
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My mom has done that on multiple occasions; a friend of mine has also admitted to it (Not the same one who the blog is about).
1746570 have a look for yourself on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
1746572 *watches as a mushroom cloud forms on the moon from the three? Missles there* please I knew of them
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Now that you mention it... That happened to me once.
I had finished using my phone a few moments ago. Just then, I wanted to use it again.
It took me 10 seconds to realize that I had just left my phone in my pocket.
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*hooves still touching the ground*
Well, I'm still here. Nice try, though.
NOW HAVE SOME OF THIS!
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1746578 if I go down your coming with me (pushes giant red button BOOM no more universe)
I am enjoying this random war.
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1746585 *watches as a part of the moon dissapears the rest of the world and universe intact* ah shields youbare my best friend
1746583 fine have some of my orbital pomf strike (cant post the video since im on my phone but look up fluffle puff: pillow master)
1746586 good for you
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*gets pummeled by tons of pillows but crawls out and shrugs like nothing happened*
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Can I has some?
1746601 the derpy is strong in this one
1746601 wait have we all forgotten why were all here remember peace, love, tolerance
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Sure, there's plenty to go around.
1746619 actually Im here due to curiosity thats how I joined the brony fandom
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We haven't forgotten our morals...
*cough*we'rejustmorallyflexibleatimes*cough*
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1746625 i know right
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Oh....
1746633 seriously though I began watching mlp fim through sheer natural curiosity and it combined with hearing about pinkie pies antics so I spent most of my time watching mlp fim trying to figure out how she does what she does
1746642 its just pinkie pie being pinkie pie