I can't do it. · 4:48pm Jan 20th, 2014
Okay so if you saw the title and assumed I'm talking about suicide, I'm not. I just can't write anymore. Well, I can't write ponies anymore. I don't know why. When I sit down and try to write ponies, I can't get any inspiration. wWhich is weird. I'm still a brony. I'm still going to be active on this site., but I can't write. It's just... weird. Mobius is still an attempt of mine, but or the other stories, consider them cancelled.
Okay wait... I'm confusing myself.
I can write Mobius. Mobius is the only thing I have inspiration for anymore. And a novel that I'm working on.
ANYWAYS
I will still right Mobius, but that will very, very, VERY infrequently. I will give ights to Miscellaneous to Yoshi, and everything else is just becoming cancelled.
Okay, let me just tell you what happened in simple terms, seeing as how you apparently can't piece it together yourself:
You became obsessed.
Obsessed with the act of writing and obtaining immediate feedback, and you took that cow and fucked it as hard as you could until all its milk pooled underneath your feet, and then you bent down and drank it all up at once, savoring in it because you just had to go ham on it. (Trust me, same thing happened to me with this site. People are too fucking nice here - no "your story sucks" or shit to help keep it balanced.)
In any case, you fucked that cow good, and when you came back to continue fucking it, it didn't look so appetizing this time. That's because you broke its ilium and ruptured one of its kidneys. You went too full-fledged: tried to get so much in and just milk it for all you could, because it felt amazing to be on the top of the world and receive praise.
And then, you got tired. Happens to the best of us - you got tired because you spent all that energy in one extended period of time, focused on writing several stories. And now, you can barely even right your initial story - the one you were so proud of - and as you look back and realize how much of the rest of your life that you blocked out for this story, and you wonder if it's even worth it to continue. You have so much of your life to experience - even if you feel like you don't even if you feel like fimfiction is the only valuable part of your life, there is an entire planet of people and cultures and interests and topics just outside your door. There is so much to experience, and if you spend too much time on this, you're going to miss the rest of your life.
So, here's my suggestion: if you feel like you've fucked that cow enough, stop. Fucking. The cow.
And start talking to your friends, and getting psychiatric help - you clearly need it if you fucked a cow that hard.
So, what's the moral of this rant?
Don't fuck cows. Just...don't. It's better for everyone if you don't - including the cow. They may be ugly, but they have feelings, too.
And please, I beg of you, drink other kinds of milk. You get more vitamins that way. Calcium is great, but only when it's not too much, and when it's not on the ground,, and when it's not mixed with semen and sweat, and when it's been pasteurized.
So, yeah.
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1744499 Well, as... colorful as that was, that's actually... true.
I'm taking Creative Writing right now to learn how to keep it all in check right now.
I loved the ability to write so much that I kept getting ideas, wanting to be able to write more.... And yes, there was quite a lot of that human vanity involved.
Yep, that's pretty much it.
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Good idea. Just remember: when you really like a story you're writing, you've got to treat it with respect. If you try to bend the storyline that is forming to fit your own contrived views, such as "oh I want them to have a romance" (shudder at terrible memories) then you work so hard at sidetracking that you forget the main storyline, and it becomes a shamble of a thing. You've got to give it the amount of respect so that it can grow on its own, but also show the right amount of restraint so you don't write too much storyline at a time, or else you might completely skewer your original vision.
Overall, it's a tough process, and you've got to really keep yourself in check, lest you try to banana your trees.