The Closest and Most Stressful Game Of CAH Ever.

(Score Limit is 10)

[07:16:29] <supercomputer276> YOU WILL NOT SNATCH VICTORY FROM ME, MADAME KIRISAME
[07:16:40] <supercomputer276> WHICH I AM PRONOUCING AS IF IT IS JAPANESE
[07:17:03] supercomputer276 wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[07:18:11] Sigma wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[07:18:18] <supercomputer276> *phew*
[07:19:02] TheAuthorGl1m0 wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[07:19:09] <Marisa_Kirisame> JESUS FUCK
[07:19:31] <supercomputer276> Dammit, a one in three chance of losing...
[07:19:39] TheAuthorGl1m0 wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[07:19:58] <supercomputer276> Is it just me or is it getting hot in here...?
[07:20:48] <supercomputer276> This is Glowy's last chance, since if Sigman gets it, it'd be 9 all around, and as the Card Czar he can't pick himself.
[07:20:54] Sigma wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[07:20:58] <supercomputer276> FUCK
[07:21:02] <Sigma> WOOOOO
[07:21:04] <supercomputer276> SOMEONE GET THIS
[07:21:11] <supercomputer276> THIS IS THE CLOSEST FUCKING GAME EVER
[07:21:17] <TheAuthorGl1m0> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[07:21:30] <Marisa_Kirisame> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[07:21:56] <supercomputer276> Let me get this!
[07:22:23] <supercomputer276> Got it!
[07:22:35] <TheAuthorGl1m0> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[07:22:48] <TheAuthorGl1m0> -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
[07:22:54] <Marisa_Kirisame> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[07:22:56] <TheAuthorGl1m0> {...the heck?}
[07:23:04] <Marisa_Kirisame> THE FUCKING SUSPENSE.
[07:23:16] <supercomputer276> THIS
[07:23:17] <supercomputer276> ENDS
[07:23:17] <supercomputer276> NOW
[07:23:52] Marisa_Kirisame wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[07:23:57] <Marisa_Kirisame> YES
[07:23:58] <Marisa_Kirisame> YES
[07:23:59] <Marisa_Kirisame> YES
[07:24:01] <supercomputer276> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[07:24:04] <Marisa_Kirisame> FUCK Y'ALL
[07:24:20] <TheAuthorGl1m0> D:
[07:24:21] <supercomputer276> oh my god
[07:24:23] <supercomputer276> oh my god
[07:24:24] <supercomputer276> oh
[07:24:25] <supercomputer276> my
[07:24:26] <supercomputer276> GOD
[07:24:26] <Marisa_Kirisame> [Sore winning intensifies]
[07:28:12] supercomputer276 has left the game.
[07:32:02] Sigma has left the game.

ON SKYPE:

[7:21:50 AM] Sigma.EXE: http://prntscr.com/2jrepi
[7:22:17 AM] Sigma.EXE: TEEEENSE
[7:23:57 AM] Sigma.EXE: ...
[7:23:58 AM] Sigma.EXE: ..
[7:24:00 AM] Sigma.EXE: .
[7:24:11 AM] TheAuthorGl1m0: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[7:24:16 AM] Sigma.EXE: I CAN'T BREATHE
[7:24:18 AM] Sigma.EXE: FAHK
[7:24:30 AM] Steventheman: GSKHJGHKDSJG
[7:24:36 AM] Sigma.EXE: EVERYONE
[7:24:52 AM] Sigma.EXE: GANGBANG STEVEN WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND ELEPHANTS.
[7:25:05 AM] SC276 the Jirachi: http://gyazo.com/f2406793b95640aa55ece210d9bd5eef
[7:25:09 AM] Sigma.EXE: HE WILL SUFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[7:25:14 AM] Steventheman: Steventheman is the jammiest bastard in the world.
[7:25:41 AM] SC276 the Jirachi: WAIT, THAT WAS YOU?!
[7:25:43 AM] Sigma.EXE: Sigma.EXE shoves the Great Duke Tree up Steve's ass and a thermonuclear warhead in his dickhole.
[7:25:57 AM] Steventheman: [7:25 AM] SC276 the Jirachi:

<<< WAIT, THAT WAS YOU?!
Yeah, I was Marisa_Kirisame.
[7:26:08 AM] SC276 the Jirachi: My card was the Daffy Duck one, incidentally.
[7:26:18 AM] TheAuthorGl1m0: OH GOD, FALLEN'S GONNA BE SORRY THAT HE MISSED THIS
[7:26:20 AM] TheAuthorGl1m0: XD
[7:26:22 AM] TheAuthorGl1m0: MY SIDES
[7:26:28 AM] Steventheman: CHRIST ON A DUCKY DUCK FUCK
[7:26:48 AM] Sigma.EXE: I WILL EAT YOUR GOD DAMN HEART
[7:27:56 AM] SC276 the Jirachi: I WILL FEAST ON YOUR ENTRAILS once a liberal amount of salt has been applied.
[7:27:59 AM | Edited 7:28:07 AM] Sigma.EXE: I WILL EAT YOUR HEART AND CRAP OUT YOUR SOUL.
[7:28:16 AM] Steventheman: That was literally the most stressful fucking thing I've ever done.
[7:29:14 AM] SC276 the Jirachi: I dunno if it was the most stressful for me, but it was certainly up there.