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Post 4 ~ Still January · 2:28pm Jan 3rd, 2014

January ~ 3rd

Okay, I know it was only yesterday (A few hours ago) since I posted my last blog, but this is much more important and relevant.

Firstly. I've produced my own directory... How sad. :facehoof: Anyway, as soon as all of the pages are linked you'll be able to explore everything; WiP fics, headcanons, personal reviews and more boring shit than you could ever imagine! :pinkiehappy:

Okay, I'm doing comics now. Thank you Yildun for this marvellous idea... I'm still experimenting though, so they might not be the best... But it's worth a try.

Finally, my first story... well, first story for this site at least. It's a short clopfic of the ship; Rainbow Dash x Gilda. Once again thank you to Yildun who helped me decipher how consensual Griffin sex would work. :twilightblush:

Would anyone be interested in giving it a read..? :duck: If you want to help... Just ask for editing rights, although I trust everyone here already! ... Can't wait for New episode tomorrow!
RD x Gilda fic

~Thanks for reading

-RussianRoflcopter-

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Editing rights?
What are those? :rainbowhuh:
I am new the this stuff myself... :twilightblush:
Also... :rainbowkiss: :rainbowkiss: :rainbowkiss: :rainbowkiss: :rainbowkiss: :rainbowkiss: :rainbowkiss: :rainbowkiss:

1677757
Haha :rainbowlaugh: Editing rights is the ability to correct and edit someone else's story - on Gdocs. If you don't know what Gdocs/Google drive is... I'll PM you.

1677765 I think I can figure it out from there.
It may not loo like it but I am smart... I think :twilightoops:. I only have my school can go by.

1677775 Well your grammar kind of ducked up there. The simple of it is:

1)You need a Google account.
2) Click on the link
3) I give you editing rights (once I know the name of your account)
4) Feel free to fuck up my story!
5) I post my shitty fucked up story on fimfiction.

1677793 Brilliant... I'll probably need your username or email to give you fucking up rights. :moustache:

1677800 This might work I'm not sure( I'm new to google + cause I never use it).
BTW please excuse the grammar. (I'm running 5 conversations at the moment) :twilightblush: :facehoof: :moustache:

This might work:
https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/112075369624084427311/

1677805 Perfect... I'm trying to keep up with the same conversations as you. :twilightblush:

1677813 It's a copy past link To a google plus page of mine... I thought it would work. Sorry if it doesn't.

1677816 It worked! Consider yourself an editor - nothing to exciting I promise. :raritywink:

1677833 Well as long as you dont expect my to be usefull we are all good.

1677834 You can only try your hardest! :twilightsmile: I'll still love you either way. :heart:

1677856 Well. I am now following Deluxemagnum69...

1677864 LOL... He deserves all the followers he gets! :raritystarry:

1677868 He has nice pictures.

1677870 I know right... They're old though. I was the 5Th person to see his banner on e621! :twilightsmile: I wasn't even a brony... I was just skimming through furry/humanized. :moustache:

1677877 One seeking self pleasure has found a truly great fandom to belong too. I'm glad you are a brony.

1677880 Me too... I feel like I came in through the back door... Or the top floor window.I-I-It's just.... S-so good to be a... B-B-Brony... :twilightblush: Oh my Celestia, I think I'm going to cry. Hug me! :raritycry:

1677887 Hmm that seems like a mocking tone...

1677889 It wasn't... I am seriously emotional right now. Please hug me! :fluttercry:

1677909 This is why I am a brony. :raritystarry:
*gives a special hug in return* Thank you.

1677923 I'm back, I had to leave suddenly. Sorry about that. And thankyou to you too.

1679285 :pinkiegasp: T-This... This is so sudden!
I don't know what to say.
:rainbowkiss:

1679322 Ahah! I found it. Took a little bit to find tiara whys page in my sub box. :twilightblush:

1679342 That was perfect. :twilightsmile: You taste like strawberries... :heart: Have you been eating strawberries..? :duck:
... Tiarawhy is so good at that shit.

1679360 Yeah, He (or She... I don't know) Is in my circle so I know what that person watches... It provides me with many an interesting experience.

1679366 Yeah I don't trust circles... It's very stalker-ish. I've heard it's a she, nobody really knows... :trixieshiftleft:

1679378 Well, that makes sense. Then I have heard her speak. I just wasn't sure. ANywho, since she is in my circle I can Stalk her see what she does. :pinkiecrazy:

1679380. Yeah... She's in everyone's circle apparently. :twilightoops: ...she's in mine.

1679385 I don't know why. But it can while away a few hours.

1679390 Agreed.I would love to know how many hours I've wasted on YouTube... It can probably be counted in weeks. :twilightsmile:

1679408 sadly mine is in years probably.
BTW when did you become a brony, during or before season 3?

1679412 Post Equestria Girls... :twilightoops: ... I'm not even joking. ...I hate myself. :facehoof:

1679418 After equestria girls eh.
HAH I been here longer!
Pre season 3 :P

1679437 Oooh big dog! :rainbowkiss: No, but seriously I am jealous... What have you been doing all this time..?

1679449 Whatever pops into my head.
Mostly music but I'm gonna stop myself there.
If I am anything I am extremely obsessive with music.
It really is something that works for me. It is hard to explain.
I also make stuff on Xbox that is pony related.

1679454 Who doesn't love music! :trollestia:

Wait... XBOX..? :rainbowhuh: Do you want to play sometime..? :raritystarry:

1679468 Really?
Cool.
MY gamertag is something a made when I was... Preoccupied...
It is SUPA dude It is case sensitive
Tell me yours so I know who to accept

1679475. It's... yenslayer ... Mare it a while back when I was a part of another fandom; Canvas rider/FR2 - long story.

I love you! :heart:

1679494 I wuvs yous to- *barf*
Sorry, I cant do baby talk. :raritywink:

1679502 Awwww... All I wanted was an ickle bit of wuvin. :rainbowwild:

1679530 I could try again.
But I'm allergic you see. I just cant do baby talk.
But maybe I can do foal talk *wink, wink*

1679532

foal talk

I'm not quite sure what you mean. Please do elaborate. :rainbowkiss:

I like winking though! :raritywink:

1679548 A foal is a baby horse/pony

1679558 I knew that. :rainbowlaugh: I meant foal talk..?

1679569
Baby talk
Foal talk

Think about it...

1679579 Okay. We can do foal talk. :raritystarry: Is it diffirent in any way..? :trixieshiftright:

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