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The Sexy Assistant


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Post 3 ~ January · 12:26am Jan 3rd, 2014

January ~ 2nd

So... People do read my blogs, even if they don't comment or read them via the news feed... They are still read. Thank you all!

Well, what a year that was. I became a brony... I didn't see that coming. Nevertheless it has changed me for the better... That makes me happy. :twilightsheepish:

I'd like to thank all of my followers... I don't know all of you, but I love you as equals. Seriously though! There's 20 of you! I haven't even written a story, so why are you all here..?

Next order of business. I have yet to understand what deceptive force possesses DeluxeMagnum69's brain. It defeats me. We converse sensibly when he's tired s***less - apparently this can't be NSFW, I don't know how they plan on regulating that s***.

I finished some f***ing commissions, well done me. Although I let down a certain Spitflame, sorry. :fluttercry:

More recently... I became a dalek, I don't know why. I'm the black one though, so I'm happy.

Hhhmmm... I need to throw a party apparently. I don't know how. In the meantime, I love you. Here are a few gifs for fun... Some one told me I was a gif master... :twilightoops:

Oh yeah, if the first gif constitutes the New rules... NOBODY REPORT ME... OR I'LL SHOOT!

~Have a happy New year!

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Comments ( 14 )

:ajsmug:

Either you've got fan's of your work on fanfiction,or maybe some tumblr fans creeped here.


Or it could be because you're fun to hang around.:pinkiecrazy:

1676545 He has tumblr fans?
Oh, and nice picture. It's cute :rainbowkiss:

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Never been called cute before. (but then again you're talking about the picture. :twilightblush:)
I thought if you had a tumblr it was just a given you'd have fans...nevermind that he's got some fancy skills with a pencil/pen/sharpie and paper!

1676918 I have a tumblr and I'm fanless. :twilightsheepish: I'm pathetic
And I would call you cute, but it would be really weird... and I don't know what you look like... So I would be lying or assuming. And when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. Ass-U-Me
:rainbowkiss: :rainbowkiss: :rainbowkiss:

1676945
I'm sorry...I don't even own a tumblr.

Words to live by. :coolphoto:

1676952 Dammit that makes you cooler than me. :twilightangry2:
Wait... Your THE Plum!!!!! :pinkiegasp:
How the hell did I not notice that? :twilightoops:
Jimminie-cricketz I am dumb. And I need sleep.:facehoof:
Forgive my stupitidy. :rainbowkiss:

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1676945

OHMIGOSHOHMIGOSHOHMIGOSH!!!

Are you like fans..? :raritystarry: Is this real..? This doesn't feel real. *hits self* ~ouch. This is real. You guys are AWESOME! :rainbowkiss:

First of all: Plum. I never had fans on fanfiction. I did attain 500 view from 20 different countries... but I'm not proud of that.

I only have 2 followers on Tumblr. :facehoof: discordeddiscord and ascertain DeluxeMagnum69 :rainbowkiss: ... But that's it.

I think you were right about the 'last one', People probably just think I'm a nice person. :twilightsmile:

he's got some fancy skills with a pencil/pen/sharpie and paper!

I might just keep this one safe somewhere. :twilightsheepish: Also, I obviously don't know you... But I bet if you wear a hide behind a pillow you'd look pretty cute. :raritywink: ... That's not to say you're not as cute when you reveal a bit more.

Now discordeddiscord:

Ass-U-Me

Yes please. :pinkiehappy:

I'm pathetic

No you're not, I'm pathetic, I freak out every time I get a notification or PM... I'm not even joking - I sing 'Smile' song every time.

Wait...

Your THE Plum!!!!!

... What..? Who is she..? I'm missing something aren't I. :twilightoops:

Nevertheless... Thank you both for being loyal fans. I love you both and you are never taken for granted. :raritycry: ~feels

Have an awesome gif:

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I'm definitely going to do Zerene.. What's her face now.

1677545 Woah... Comment overload :pinkiecrazy:
The THE part was because I was about to comment on how his picture looked allot like Plumbuckeredout's picture. ( I hadn't bothered to look at the username until that moment so I didn't realize it was plumbuckered out. :twilightblush: )

And I may regret this but...:rainbowdetermined2: Who is Deluxemagnum69? :rainbowhuh:

... Cat!
i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4532290816/h32B72F2A/

1677752

Comment overload

We've both seen longer. [Yildun]

DeluxeMagnum69 is a weird thing... It's like an uncontrollable energy. JKs He's just a peculiar person on this site who is heavily involved in the clop sector. :moustache: You can check him out if you want...

1677759 I have seen longer too. It's just that I just woke up... :pinkiesick:
And... Should I check him out? :rainbowderp:

1677766 I dunno... :rainbowhuh: ... You might want to take some lube and some pepper spray. :rainbowderp:

1677774 One or Two bottles? :moustache:

1677777 Ten... Of both. :twilightoops: I'd also take a machette to cut through the tentacles. :raritywink:

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