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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 2 weeks
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    Patchwork Poltergeist posted a fragment of what I hope is a story about Cozy Glow and how she got that way. It involves Flim and Flam and the way Patchwork writes them reminded me of something but I couldn't put my finger on it until now.

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  • 3 weeks
    Spambot w/username "Iranian scholars for liberty" or some shit

    Dropping lots of foreign-language posts. Could somebody take care of that please?

    Also just saw a spambot post flogging fake IDs. Literally, as in "Hey, get your fake IDs here!" Given the site's recent experience with underage members (ahem) the mods may want to take a look at this, at least.

    Thanks!

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  • 5 weeks
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    I realize mods have real lives so sometimes they can't check a horsewords site every day, but bot posts have been proliferating and they don't seem to have been taken down starting about three days ago.

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  • 10 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

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  • 19 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
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    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

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Dec
4th
2013

If Discord had a lounge act... · 3:42am Dec 4th, 2013

...it'd have to be something that would keep you delightfully entertained while at the same time destroying your will to live.

Maybe he'd start with:

Indestructible!
Indefensible!
Reprehensible!
Ten thousand years of unerasable acts
And permanent facts
The record of my
Unspeakable crimes...

And finish with:

..and if you lose hope
Take dope
And lock yourself in the john--
Why must the show go on?
I'm merely asking...

The still is from A Midwinter's Tale, which you should really watch: it's not just an excellent film--it's a great flick.

(And it will not destroy your will to live. Quite the opposite, in fact.)

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