Does Anyone else do this? · 12:29am Dec 4th, 2013
For some reason, the flying spaghetti monster made me different. I like putting purell in my open wounds, savoring the pain as a sign of me being clean. I also like orange juice and chocolate ice cream. Does anyone else do this? Or am I the proverbial cat in a world of chihuahuas, looking at them eating their own shit thinking, "I'm glad I'm not that weird", while carelessly licking my balls in public.
I'm not a fan of non-sexual pain, so the Purell idea is out of the question. however, the OJ/chocolate ice cream combo... It sounds intriguingly delicious. do you combine them together or just eat them separately, eating then drinking?