I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.
My Smut account... won't tell from whose account though :3
Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
I'm a writer of severely hardcore smut of every stripe, mostly found hanging around SoFurry - I'm just here because my latest series is about ponies. ;-)
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
I promise nothing and deliver less. More than what you expect, but less than you might've hoped...
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
[26/08/2013] darf: people like you make me fucking sick [26/08/2013] darf: i hope you become a paraplegic you shitcunt [left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert][left_insert]
Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.
Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.
I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not
You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™
Hey, kid. You like horse stories? My cellar's full of horse stories! Don't tell your parents though.
If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.
I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.
I am an artist at heart, but sometimes I write stuff here. :P
Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.
Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?
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