Dumb/Annoying Poke logic (last pokemon thread.....promise........for a while)

I did this just for fun....

Your journey: What I'm ten....... I'm going on a adventure, with a strange animal I just met. Into alleys, caves, desserts, volcanoes, ocean's, and mountain's. Did I even finish school?

Money: I'm ten and you gave me one thousand poke dollars...... ok. Wait a hundred dollars for a poke ball!!!!!! You're selling a minor medicine?

Pokemon are our friends: I kidnap them from their home's and force them to fight for money? WE SO ARE BESTIES!!!!!!

Rival encounters: Alright I just finished 20 trainer's and so many wild pokemon. My pokemon are almost done; just need to get out of the cave and heal them in the next city. NO!!!!! STOP THE MUSIC!!!!! NO I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU!!!! I'M NOT READY!!!! IF YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY FIGHT ME AT MY BEST, THEN WAIT!!!!

Arceus: You're a God........ Well now you take orders from me.

Mewtwo: He's the strongest; but he can't leave cause you're blocking his path........ Are you a god?

Item's: Who catches item's in pokeballs?

Villain grunts: You've trained you're pokemon for year's......... Lv. 23.....

Villain organizations: A child beat you..........

Zubat's: Why are there so many?

Random opponents: Congratulations you're threatening a child.......

Breeding: You don't know where that egg came from........ really.....

Odd Breeding: Wailord+Skitty=egg How is my Skitty alive.

Faints: I electrocuted you, burned you, and froze you........ how are you still here?

Shiny pokemon: I'm all out of pokeballs!!!!!!