I'm Alive

So yeah...wing maintenance pretty much screwed up my entire routine...my apartment's a wreck, nearly died crashing into that skyscraper. Why do ponies need that tall a building to work in? Earth ponies never cease to amaze me with their constant trying to reach the sky. I guess it saves space.
I know most of you aren't even interested in what's going on in my personal life, but I will say my human editor has been busy releasing something called a "star wars" album. Humans have wars in space? Ponykind hasn't even been up there, save the moon, I guess. Seriously why are they fighting over something that they can't even breathe in? It makes no sense to me.
Well I guess all I can say is, I'll try to release my story as soon as I can, since I guess I have to edit it and do all the work, but I'm nearly two months behind on rent. This is going to be tricky. Well then, with that, Seismic Riff, signing off.