Well, Manehattan has been great to me, but I need somewhere quieter and closer to my engineer, so I'm hopping the next train to somewhere quieter. Everyone wants to live in Ponyville, but personally there's too much that goes down there as well, so I'm going to the other side of the Everfree Forest over near Hoofington. Heard it's a quiet little place with some nice historic buildings and houses for cheap, and there's always work available for ponies with strong backs or with a background in

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So yeah...wing maintenance pretty much screwed up my entire routine...my apartment's a wreck, nearly died crashing into that skyscraper. Why do ponies need that tall a building to work in? Earth ponies never cease to amaze me with their constant trying to reach the sky. I guess it saves space.

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What are these things? These twisted creations
Brought forth by the haughty and corrupt Crystal Nation?
This mockery of true life is a sight I wish I'd never seen
There is now very little difference between ponies and machines

Aye, the Earth Ponies engineered good wings for the diseased
But now their honest work has been so wickedly seized
The unicorn nation denied our help, their selfish Grand Magus
The alicorns, wrapped on metaphysical planes won't save us

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*yawn* sweet Luna, I'm too tired and I have too much going down to be blogging every day like I planned...

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So I leave my human unattended for two days and he almost gets his phone stolen. Go figure, huh? Seriously, he let's some dude borrow his phone, the guy tries to run off with it, so my human chases him down, gives him a good beating, gets his phone back, and goes to his special somepony's place to recuperate. His hooves are STILL shaking from that experience. The robber was lucky to be left alive, my human had a small knife and a giant bowie on him. Pity is the only thing that saved the thief

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Human music has so much variety, I'm really jealous. Even different genres of music change based on the band playing it. Anyway, I'd give you some more exciting discoveries I made about myself, but looking at the statistics, there's that one person always giving me a thumbs down (I have no idea why) and the other pony who followed suit, no one's really interested. But, you know, I really don't care, because I like to keep records of what I do. Anyway, I'm back in Manehattan now, and I'll drop

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*tap tap*
Hello ponies and bronies, Seismic Riff here. My human gave me a Pink Floyd CD and I've been listening to them and trying to discover what in the good name of Luna they were trying to do in their music. I won't say they aren't talented, but I just don't get it. My human says they are really popular in his world and everyone usually knows who they are if you mention them. I think his world needs some more metal music in it and less telephone rings and random dialogue.

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Hello, ponies, Seismic Riff here. Even though it's kind of sad to only have four followers, it actually helps me a lot because that means there are less people to disappoint when a story doesn't come up immediately. I've been digging around, and I've got a pretty good idea of what that graffiti meant. I explored some more alleyways, more of what humans would call the ghetto area. Funny thing, little group of fillies just graduating from cutie mark kidnergarten where walking around like they

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*crash!*
...ahh damn it!
*tap tap*

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Man, things have been a little rough lately. I can't sleep worth oats lately, and my human has had it even worse. Poor bloke having violent dreams lately. Actually the same has been happening with me. You'd think a bean bag is easy to sleep on, but I can't get comfortable on it. I keep seeing visions of razed fields, skulls of unicorns and pegasi piled a mile high, Cloudsdale in flames...

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