The Battle of the Platinum Plane, Pt 1 · 8:24am Sep 30th, 2013
What are these things? These twisted creations
Brought forth by the haughty and corrupt Crystal Nation?
This mockery of true life is a sight I wish I'd never seen
There is now very little difference between ponies and machines
Aye, the Earth Ponies engineered good wings for the diseased
But now their honest work has been so wickedly seized
The unicorn nation denied our help, their selfish Grand Magus
The alicorns, wrapped on metaphysical planes won't save us
It is here, on the plain awash in grains coloured blue
I, the leader of the Pegasi Militia, sees who holds true
An army of Pegasi and Earth Ponies, onward I shout!
Drive these machines to whatever cave of which they came out!
Hooves of chrome, wings of steel, legs filled with gears
The consequences of losing is the only thing I fear.
