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Namechanger


Bicken' back and bein' bool 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I'm Jack: writer/editor/stoner.

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  • 505 weeks
    Here Comes Another One!

    Everyone's favorite pet rock and dragon come back in a new story set in an alternate universe where Rockington plays a just king and Spike: his favorite assistant!

    JonTron's own pet rock, Rockington, comes back for more with his buddy, Spike, in a gripping story of drama and comedy!

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  • 507 weeks
    Started from the Botton, Now I'm Here

    Start it.

    Started from the bottom now I'm here.

    Started from the bottom now the whole team here nigg-

    CUT.

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  • 507 weeks
    Listen Here:

    Feminists are attacking me for making a comment about the Fappening.

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  • 508 weeks
    To All Who Listen

    Hey everyone, it's me: DiscoBiscuits... Or whatever else you wanna call me because I've changed my name five times! I'd just like to take the time to have a little bit of a heart to heart with my small fan base (which is perfectly fine). Of course as you all may know, I have a small amount of followers, but that doesn't mean they don't matter. To everyone who has followed me within the last

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  • 509 weeks
    Pandyssia - sample text

    Just a sample of text from my new novel:

    "Anton Sokolov's newest inventions are certainly the most advanced in the known world!" rang the intercoms in the outside air, musty and fresh with whale blood. The Month of Rain was without a doubt the dreariest twenty eight days until the harshness of the Month of Winds, Darkness, and High Cold follows. It is the twelfth day of Rain.

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Apr
21st
2012

I need to calm the buck down! · 10:44pm Apr 21st, 2012

Jeez, k, so, a few minutes ago, I went into a spiraling rage on my laptop because I was playing the RPG game; The Knights of the Old Republic. I was so angry, but that's the problem, I cannot get SUPER BUCKING ANGRY because I was afraid I might have a peptic ulsur like I did in the seventh grade, but that was probably related to the E. Coli poisoning I got after my friends dared me to eat raw meat :/

SO, to fix the problem after trying 10 times to defeat Darth Bandon and his two Dark Jedi, I calmly removed the disk, grabbed a hammer, went out into my garage, and smashed it into sand.

Now, the world is a much better place knowing one more copy of the migraine enducing RPG is off the face of the earth.

Now, it's on to Minecraft...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Comments ( 3 )

Holy shit! you got E. Coli! how in the name of things that are sane are you still breathinging

80617 I had it for 2 years, but it died down, so it was smooth sailing after that :rainbowlaugh:

80732 Holy shit! my cousin didn't make it when she got it in Europe. you must be pretty damn determind to keep living if you are still here

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