• Member Since 11th Sep, 2012
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Steventheman


It's been a while.

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  • 484 weeks
    My latest fic

    I was hoping I'd push 100 downvotes in the first three days.

    This is my failure really.

    I must try harder to disgust a greater section of the population.

    1 comments · 464 views
  • 485 weeks
    IT BEGINS AGAIN

    After a year, I return once more. I have submitted a fic.

    I think the more psychotic among you will enjoy it.

    ...Wait I just remembered that I'm a literal nobody.

    0 comments · 403 views
  • 531 weeks
    New Riff - if twilight didn't turn human (With Atlas Nebula and Reaps)

    So, what would've happened if Twilight Sparkle did not turn into a human during Equestria Girls? What if she had to traverse high school life as a pony?

    Wait, she doesn't go to school in this?

    Wait, this fic has nothing to do with Equestria Girls whatsoever?

    Riff is here

    0 comments · 417 views
  • 532 weeks
    Skype - Today I learned...

    [2:33:31 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that shipping is wrong.
    [2:34:05 AM | Edited 2:34:24 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that, if you have no morals, fuck a 12 year old after you drug her.
    [2:35:04 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Today I learned that a lot of people have problems.
    [2:35:23 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I leanred that white people have problems too.

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    1 comments · 637 views
  • 533 weeks
    New Story - The Hunter

    When a portal storm, a cataclysmic cosmic event, the likes of which have never been recorded in any history, strikes the Eastern Seaboard of Equestria along with several other locations, many beings that do not belong end up inside Equestrian territory.

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Sep
29th
2013

Skype - What Happened to Bubble Buddy? · 10:39pm Sep 29th, 2013

Sigma.EXE: Hey, whatever happened to Bloodthirstygamer?
[11:26:56 PM] Typing Tutor: I miss bubbble buddy
[11:28:39 PM] Sigma.EXE: Seriously, what happened to that twat?
[11:30:12 PM] Typing Tutor: raising bubble family
[11:30:18 PM] Typing Tutor: probably is a grand dad at this point

-Conversation goes offtopic for a bit-

[11:32:00 PM] Typing Tutor: found a bubble woman and focused on raising bubble family
[11:32:12 PM] Steventheman: Found a bubble job.
[11:32:28 PM] Steventheman: Bought a bubble house in the bubble suburbs.
[11:32:42 PM] Typing Tutor: one dark night he cheated on bubble wife with a bubble hooker
[11:32:48 PM] Steventheman: Got bubble promoted, and turned to bubble cocaine to deal with the stress.
[11:33:04 PM] Sigma.EXE: ...How high are you two right now?
[11:33:04 PM] Typing Tutor: and when he ran for bubble office it was revealed he had bubble infidelity and did bubble drugs
[11:33:31 PM] Steventheman: He died in a bubble drive-by in Bubble Bloodz territory while bubble drunk and wandering around the bubble ghetto.
[11:34:05 PM] Sigma.EXE: ...I repeat. How high are you two right now?
[11:34:08 PM] Typing Tutor: but if you look into the mirror at midnight with the lights off and say "Bubble" three times they say he appears with a shitty fanfic
[11:34:31 PM] Steventheman: That is the story of Bubble Buddy. May his tortured soul rest in peace.
[11:34:46 PM] Typing Tutor: I was talking about Bloodthirstygamer
[11:34:57 PM] Sigma.EXE: ...
[11:34:58 PM] Steventheman: Oh.

Sigma.EXE bashes his head into the wall.

[11:35:16 PM | Edited 11:35:21 PM] Typing Tutor: good thing it's a bubble wall
[11:35:29 PM] Sigma.EXE: Sigma.EXE bashes his head against Type.
[11:35:37 PM] Steventheman: You could've been in bubble trouble!
[11:35:53 PM] Sigma.EXE: Sigma.EXE melts Steven.
[11:36:23 PM] Typing Tutor: with romantic words?
[11:36:44 PM] Sigma.EXE: WITH A SPOON!

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