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Steventheman


It's been a while.

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  • 485 weeks
    My latest fic

    I was hoping I'd push 100 downvotes in the first three days.

    This is my failure really.

    I must try harder to disgust a greater section of the population.

    1 comments · 464 views
  • 485 weeks
    IT BEGINS AGAIN

    After a year, I return once more. I have submitted a fic.

    I think the more psychotic among you will enjoy it.

    ...Wait I just remembered that I'm a literal nobody.

    0 comments · 403 views
  • 532 weeks
    New Riff - if twilight didn't turn human (With Atlas Nebula and Reaps)

    So, what would've happened if Twilight Sparkle did not turn into a human during Equestria Girls? What if she had to traverse high school life as a pony?

    Wait, she doesn't go to school in this?

    Wait, this fic has nothing to do with Equestria Girls whatsoever?

    Riff is here

    0 comments · 418 views
  • 533 weeks
    Skype - Today I learned...

    [2:33:31 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that shipping is wrong.
    [2:34:05 AM | Edited 2:34:24 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that, if you have no morals, fuck a 12 year old after you drug her.
    [2:35:04 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Today I learned that a lot of people have problems.
    [2:35:23 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I leanred that white people have problems too.

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    1 comments · 638 views
  • 534 weeks
    New Story - The Hunter

    When a portal storm, a cataclysmic cosmic event, the likes of which have never been recorded in any history, strikes the Eastern Seaboard of Equestria along with several other locations, many beings that do not belong end up inside Equestrian territory.

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    0 comments · 468 views
Sep
16th
2013

Skype - Anime and Shampoo Brands · 2:07am Sep 16th, 2013

[2:31:41 AM] Reverend Sigma: Timotei!
[2:31:45 AM] Reverend Sigma: Timotei!
[2:31:47 AM] Father Atlas: Timotei!
[2:31:48 AM] Reverend Sigma: Timoteeeeeeei!
[2:31:55 AM] Captain Steventheman: Dude, I have a bottle of that in my shower.
[2:32:00 AM] Grand Moff Type: be proud of your pettanko status
[2:33:26 AM] Captain Steventheman: ...
[2:33:29 AM] Captain Steventheman: Uh, what?
[2:33:29 AM] Reverend Sigma: ...
[2:33:31 AM] Reverend Sigma: Oh no.
[2:33:32 AM] Reverend Sigma: NOOOOO!
[2:33:36 AM] Reverend Sigma: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[2:33:39 AM] Father Atlas: Timotei?
[2:33:51 AM] Captain Steventheman: I'm assuming from Sigma's reaction that it's something bad?
[2:33:52 AM] Don Something: Timotei.


[2:35:01 AM] Captain Steventheman: Fucking Timotei.
[2:35:06 AM] Reverend Sigma: TIMOTEEEEEI!
[2:35:12 AM] Grand Moff Type: yes, but what does the fox say?
[2:35:15 AM] Captain Steventheman: Now I can't use it without being reminded of this show.


Father Atlas plays with Chiyo's pigtails.
[2:38:54 AM] Father Atlas: They're detachable!
[2:39:03 AM] Captain Steventheman: ...
[2:39:04 AM] Captain Steventheman: Okay.
[2:39:42 AM] Reverend Sigma: Reverend Sigma imagines Chiyo's pigatils as corn on the cob.
[2:39:55 AM] Captain Steventheman: Who is Chiyo?
[2:40:33 AM] Don Something: Welshy, that's a character from an anime that Atlas likes.
[2:40:43 AM] Captain Steventheman: Which anime?
[2:40:52 AM] Reverend Sigma: SEIZURE TIME!
[2:40:55 AM] Reverend Sigma: ...
[2:41:02 AM] Reverend Sigma: Gonna look that up and see what happens.
[2:41:04 AM] Grand Moff Type: Welshy, you should watch an anime called Boku no Pico
[2:41:16 AM] Don Something: That would get him arrested.
[2:41:17 AM] Father Atlas: [2:41 AM] Captain Steventheman:
<<< Who is Chiyo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reJFCM632jU
[
2:41:19 AM] Captain Steventheman: [2:41 AM] Grand Moff Type:
<<< Welshy, you should watch an anime called Boku no Pico
I'm not bloody stupid.

[2:41:20 AM] Grand Moff Type: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[2:41:29 AM] Captain Steventheman: And I would go to prison for it.
[2:41:55 AM] Reverend Sigma: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yNhl8wT3Pc
[2:42:02 AM] Grand Moff Type: 3 EPISODES, N*GG*! 3!!


[2:42:13 AM] Captain Steventheman: [2:41 AM] Father Atlas:
<<< http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reJFCM632jU
...
[2:42:23 AM] Captain Steventheman: Huh.
[2:42:55 AM] Captain Steventheman: So is she 17 as well or is she actually as young as she looks?
[2:43:13 AM] Father Atlas: She's 9.
[2:43:17 AM] Grand Moff Type: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDAn6jk6K2Q
[2:43:27 AM] Father Atlas: So yeah, she's as young as she looks.
[2:43:38 AM] Captain Steventheman: Right.


[2:46:53 AM] Captain Steventheman: Alright: Azumanga Daioh - everyone looks young and is young.
[2:47:05 AM] Captain Steventheman: Lucky Star - Look young, are actually older than me.
[2:47:23 AM] Father Atlas: Except for Miyuki.
[2:47:26 AM] Father Atlas: Hehe, bewbs...
[2:47:32 AM] Grand Moff Type: bewbs?
[2:47:40 AM] Reverend Sigma: Except Miyuki
[2:47:40 AM] Don Something: Bewbs.
[2:47:41 AM] Reverend Sigma: HEY
[2:47:47 AM] Reverend Sigma: I was about to say that
[2:48:00 AM] Reverend Sigma: Reverend Sigma childishly pouts for a moment.
[2:48:03 AM] Father Atlas: And Konata is older than me. :I
[2:48:16 AM] Reverend Sigma: It isn't cute when you do it, Siggy...


[2:48:36 AM] Captain Steventheman: They're all older than me. Now I feel old because I look older than them. What.
[2:49:14 AM] Captain Steventheman: Then again, fictional. So I now no longer care.


[2:53:13 AM] Grand Moff Type: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re-nDIdDJ9A
[2:53:20 AM | Edited 2:53:35 AM] Grand Moff Type: you're welcome
[2:53:22 AM] Father Atlas: Well, that was a pleasant mindfuck.
[2:53:32 AM] Captain Steventheman: ...The fuck did Konata just do!?
[2:53:43 AM] Father Atlas: Catface.
[2:53:51 AM] Captain Steventheman: Dude, I've tried doing that and I bust my top lip open.
[2:53:57 AM] Captain Steventheman: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THAT HAPPENED.
[2:54:11 AM] Father Atlas: Timotei, bitches.
[2:54:40 AM] Captain Steventheman: We're never gonna shut up about fucking shampoo, are we?
[2:54:48 AM] Father Atlas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNOV9zpJN5o
[2:54:52 AM] Father Atlas: How about yaoi?
[2:55:24 AM] Don Something: Uh, how do I put this ...
[2:55:26 AM] Captain-General Type: why would we fuck shampoo?
[2:55:28 AM] Don Something: HELL FUCKING NO
[2:55:38 AM] Captain-General Type: unless it's the character Shampoo
[2:55:41 AM] Captain Steventheman: ...so asking what yaoi is...is kinda like giving someone a force choke?
[2:55:56 AM] Captain Steventheman: Because that black-haired girl choked.


LET IT BE KNOWN RIGHT NOW:

I have no idea what the fuck Lucky Star is aside from those clips. Azumanga Daioh is something I've heard of.

Also, I have no fucking clue about anime at all.

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