• Member Since 11th Sep, 2012
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Steventheman


It's been a while.

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  • 484 weeks
    My latest fic

    I was hoping I'd push 100 downvotes in the first three days.

    This is my failure really.

    I must try harder to disgust a greater section of the population.

    1 comments · 464 views
  • 485 weeks
    IT BEGINS AGAIN

    After a year, I return once more. I have submitted a fic.

    I think the more psychotic among you will enjoy it.

    ...Wait I just remembered that I'm a literal nobody.

    0 comments · 403 views
  • 531 weeks
    New Riff - if twilight didn't turn human (With Atlas Nebula and Reaps)

    So, what would've happened if Twilight Sparkle did not turn into a human during Equestria Girls? What if she had to traverse high school life as a pony?

    Wait, she doesn't go to school in this?

    Wait, this fic has nothing to do with Equestria Girls whatsoever?

    Riff is here

    0 comments · 417 views
  • 532 weeks
    Skype - Today I learned...

    [2:33:31 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that shipping is wrong.
    [2:34:05 AM | Edited 2:34:24 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that, if you have no morals, fuck a 12 year old after you drug her.
    [2:35:04 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Today I learned that a lot of people have problems.
    [2:35:23 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I leanred that white people have problems too.

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    1 comments · 637 views
  • 533 weeks
    New Story - The Hunter

    When a portal storm, a cataclysmic cosmic event, the likes of which have never been recorded in any history, strikes the Eastern Seaboard of Equestria along with several other locations, many beings that do not belong end up inside Equestrian territory.

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Sep
9th
2013

New Riff - Mormon Anti-Masturbation Pamphlet · 11:55pm Sep 9th, 2013

Oh my, yes...

Basically, Magic Odd Effect linked me and a few guys I know a leaflet made in 1970 by a Mormon, trying to get people off wanking. It was filled with appropriate, helpful advice on how to stop masturbation. Okay, no. It was complete bullshit.

We ripped the piss outta it.

Mormon Anti-Masturbation Leaflet - Featuring myself, Magic Odd Effect, StrongBrush1, TheAuthorGi1m0 and twow443 (Fucking dream team right there.)

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Comments ( 4 )

"I hope you burn in a chip pan fire!"

I would have had no idea what that was if I wasn't a volunteer firefighter. Chip pans are absolutely unheard of in the U.S. Still lol'd

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They're all but banned here now too. Because of all the fires.

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And the people freaking out and throwing water into them, creating what is essentially a flaming grease launcher. Ahh, the slightly charred smell of ignorance. :derpytongue2:

Loose wanks are for the Yanks.

Yes. Yes they are. :rainbowlaugh:

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