New Riff - Mormon Anti-Masturbation Pamphlet · 11:55pm Sep 9th, 2013
Oh my, yes...
Basically, Magic Odd Effect linked me and a few guys I know a leaflet made in 1970 by a Mormon, trying to get people off wanking. It was filled with appropriate, helpful advice on how to stop masturbation. Okay, no. It was complete bullshit.
We ripped the piss outta it.
I would have had no idea what that was if I wasn't a volunteer firefighter. Chip pans are absolutely unheard of in the U.S. Still lol'd
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They're all but banned here now too. Because of all the fires.
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And the people freaking out and throwing water into them, creating what is essentially a flaming grease launcher. Ahh, the slightly charred smell of ignorance.
Yes. Yes they are.