Skype - I discover I'm slightly arachnophobic. · 1:26am Sep 6th, 2013
[2:13:16 AM] Steventheman: [2:13 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW):
<<< http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlgk4rUR91rnq2p2o1_500.jpg...
[2:13:19 AM] Steventheman: ......
[2:13:21 AM] Steventheman: ........
[2:13:23 AM] Steventheman: ..........
[2:13:29 AM] Something: Didn't click it.
[2:13:32 AM] Atlas Nebula: That's COOL.
[2:13:34 AM] Something: But I assume it's a spider.
[2:13:38 AM] Steventheman: KILL THE FUCKING FUCK OUT OF IT.
[2:13:51 AM | Edited 2:13:56 AM] Atlas Nebula: It would make for a good guard dog.
[2:13:54 AM] Steventheman: THIS IS WHY FLAMETHROWERS AND NUCLEAR WEAPONS WERE CREATED.
[2:14:01 AM] Steventheman: TO DEAL WITH THEM BASTARDS.
[2:14:16 AM] Atlas Nebula: I love how me and Steven have polar opposite views on spiders.
[2:14:20 AM] Atlas Nebula: And I got bit by a few.
[2:14:26 AM] Something: Something didn't click the link.
[2:14:31 AM] Atlas Nebula: Coward.
[2:14:31 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): Click it.
[2:14:39 AM] Steventheman: What loving god allowed that to live?
[2:14:53 AM] Steventheman: This is why I gave up religion! Shit like that!
[2:15:21 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): You DO know that's photoshopped, right?
[2:15:31 AM] Steventheman: It's Australia.
[2:16:04 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): Still photoshopped. They're not THAT big.
[2:16:06 AM] Steventheman: ...Chris. Never scare me like that again.
[2:16:24 AM] Steventheman: Or I will test my trans-Atlantic sniping skills.
[2:16:29 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): XD
[2:16:37 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): Sorry.
[2:17:17 AM] Atlas Nebula: http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/tarantula/tarantula-10.jpg
[2:17:29 AM] Atlas Nebula: Tarantulas can actually get this big.
[2:17:37 AM] Steventheman: Why would a man let that near him!?
[2:17:53 AM] Steventheman: That holds only pure malice for humanity!
[2:18:05 AM] Steventheman: IT'S GOT A FACE.
[2:18:13 AM] Steventheman: It's got a motherfucking face!
[2:18:18 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): Actually, tarantula's are the most chill spiders.
[2:18:26 AM] Steventheman: Still hates humanity.
[2:18:32 AM] Atlas Nebula: I remember seeing one at a convention once.
[2:18:40 AM] Atlas Nebula: It was just sitting there...
[2:18:48 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): No, you have to legitamately try to piss them off.
[2:18:50 AM] Something: Menacingly?
[2:18:56 AM] Atlas Nebula: Granted, the thing was about as big as my hand.
[2:19:29 AM] Steventheman: ...Okay, I think I might be slightly arachnophobic...
[2:19:38 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): NO.
[2:19:40 AM] Steventheman: Because spiders are fucking spiders.
[2:19:45 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): YA DON'T SAY?
I don't care what you say, spiders are scary.
...
-Runs off into a corner to ball up and cry-
Fuck spiders. That is all.
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