• Member Since 11th Sep, 2012
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Steventheman


It's been a while.

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  • 485 weeks
    My latest fic

    I was hoping I'd push 100 downvotes in the first three days.

    This is my failure really.

    I must try harder to disgust a greater section of the population.

    1 comments · 464 views
  • 485 weeks
    IT BEGINS AGAIN

    After a year, I return once more. I have submitted a fic.

    I think the more psychotic among you will enjoy it.

    ...Wait I just remembered that I'm a literal nobody.

    0 comments · 403 views
  • 532 weeks
    New Riff - if twilight didn't turn human (With Atlas Nebula and Reaps)

    So, what would've happened if Twilight Sparkle did not turn into a human during Equestria Girls? What if she had to traverse high school life as a pony?

    Wait, she doesn't go to school in this?

    Wait, this fic has nothing to do with Equestria Girls whatsoever?

    Riff is here

    0 comments · 418 views
  • 533 weeks
    Skype - Today I learned...

    [2:33:31 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that shipping is wrong.
    [2:34:05 AM | Edited 2:34:24 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that, if you have no morals, fuck a 12 year old after you drug her.
    [2:35:04 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Today I learned that a lot of people have problems.
    [2:35:23 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I leanred that white people have problems too.

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    1 comments · 638 views
  • 534 weeks
    New Story - The Hunter

    When a portal storm, a cataclysmic cosmic event, the likes of which have never been recorded in any history, strikes the Eastern Seaboard of Equestria along with several other locations, many beings that do not belong end up inside Equestrian territory.

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    0 comments · 468 views
Sep
6th
2013

Skype - I discover I'm slightly arachnophobic. · 1:26am Sep 6th, 2013

[2:13:16 AM] Steventheman: [2:13 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW):

<<< http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlgk4rUR91rnq2p2o1_500.jpg...
[2:13:19 AM] Steventheman: ......
[2:13:21 AM] Steventheman: ........
[2:13:23 AM] Steventheman: ..........
[2:13:29 AM] Something: Didn't click it.
[2:13:32 AM] Atlas Nebula: That's COOL.
[2:13:34 AM] Something: But I assume it's a spider.
[2:13:38 AM] Steventheman: KILL THE FUCKING FUCK OUT OF IT.
[2:13:51 AM | Edited 2:13:56 AM] Atlas Nebula: It would make for a good guard dog.
[2:13:54 AM] Steventheman: THIS IS WHY FLAMETHROWERS AND NUCLEAR WEAPONS WERE CREATED.
[2:14:01 AM] Steventheman: TO DEAL WITH THEM BASTARDS.
[2:14:16 AM] Atlas Nebula: I love how me and Steven have polar opposite views on spiders.
[2:14:20 AM] Atlas Nebula: And I got bit by a few.
[2:14:26 AM] Something: Something didn't click the link.
[2:14:31 AM] Atlas Nebula: Coward.
[2:14:31 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): Click it.
[2:14:39 AM] Steventheman: What loving god allowed that to live?
[2:14:53 AM] Steventheman: This is why I gave up religion! Shit like that!
[2:15:21 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): You DO know that's photoshopped, right?
[2:15:31 AM] Steventheman: It's Australia.
[2:16:04 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): Still photoshopped. They're not THAT big.
[2:16:06 AM] Steventheman: ...Chris. Never scare me like that again.
[2:16:24 AM] Steventheman: Or I will test my trans-Atlantic sniping skills.
[2:16:29 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): XD
[2:16:37 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): Sorry.
[2:17:17 AM] Atlas Nebula: http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/tarantula/tarantula-10.jpg
[2:17:29 AM] Atlas Nebula: Tarantulas can actually get this big.
[2:17:37 AM] Steventheman: Why would a man let that near him!?
[2:17:53 AM] Steventheman: That holds only pure malice for humanity!
[2:18:05 AM] Steventheman: IT'S GOT A FACE.
[2:18:13 AM] Steventheman: It's got a motherfucking face!
[2:18:18 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): Actually, tarantula's are the most chill spiders.
[2:18:26 AM] Steventheman: Still hates humanity.
[2:18:32 AM] Atlas Nebula: I remember seeing one at a convention once.
[2:18:40 AM] Atlas Nebula: It was just sitting there...
[2:18:48 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): No, you have to legitamately try to piss them off.
[2:18:50 AM] Something: Menacingly?
[2:18:56 AM] Atlas Nebula: Granted, the thing was about as big as my hand.
[2:19:29 AM] Steventheman: ...Okay, I think I might be slightly arachnophobic...
[2:19:38 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): NO.
[2:19:40 AM] Steventheman: Because spiders are fucking spiders.
[2:19:45 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): YA DON'T SAY?


I don't care what you say, spiders are scary. :fluttercry:

...

-Runs off into a corner to ball up and cry-

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Comments ( 2 )

Fuck spiders. That is all.

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