All that glitters, (regular type) · 4:15am Aug 26th, 2013
Below is all five parts to All that glitters presented with all spelling mistakes and other errors in easy to read font.
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This story begins on a warm summers day. It was unknown to Applejack then, but it can be
supposed that she knows now, that on this day she would be sent upon a strange journy.Applejack awoke to the usual sights and sounds that accompany Sweet Apple Acres,
the rooster was crowing, chickens clucking, and Winnona was barking.Slowly, she rose from the bed, hearing the usual cracks and pops that accompany somepony in
her line of work. The sun had barely begun to crest over the horizon, and the stars still dimly hung
in the dark sky. After a trip to the restroom, Applejack found her way downstairs to find she
was the only one awake.After spending some time making apple cinnamon oatmeal, she was soon joined by her brother,
sister, and grandmother. The moment was nice, but as soon as she was done, Applejack headed
out to the fields to begin her work bucking down apples."It sure is a nice day today," she muttered to herself aloud. "I always prefer this, doing work on the
farm instead of having to help save the world again."As she continued to clear row after row of trees clear of fruit, she let her mind wander about,
thinking about her friends in town. "Maybe when I'm done here, I'll go viseting one of them. Maybe
I'll go see Pinkie Pie at Sugar Cube Corner and have me a slice of carrot cake." She
looked around her, suddenly susspisious that somepony could have heard her say that out loud.That's when she noticed it, somepony, or something, was running towards her house. Quickly she
ran off to meet whoever it was. As she got closser, she was abble to see it was...
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It was Rarity, and she was really putting some steaminto her gallop. "COME QUICK!" she shouted. "IT'S
AN EMERGENCY!"
The earth pony quickly responded and took off after
her. Soon the pair stood at the edge of the Everfree
Forest. "What emergency is here?" she asked Rarity.
Rarity quickly unfurled a map and showed an X in
the middle of the forest. "There's a treasure hidden in
the forest! And I need somepony to help me by
digging it up! I just had my hooves done you see."
she said with a smile. "That's why you called me here
for?! she replied back. "I'm supposed to be working,
and you pulled me away for a treasure hunt?!"
Screwball
"But I really need you!" Rarity whined. "Pinkie, who ese can I get to dig the
tresure?"Pinkie Pie stopped and turned around, "Well I suppose the cakes wouldn't mind if I
missed ONE day of work. Which way does the map say to go?"She looked over the map and smiled slightly, "I think that we should head, this way!"
she then took off in a direction.It was several hours later when the sun was seting when finally Pinkie's stomach
grumbled. "Rarity, it's beeen hours, are you sure you're reading that map right?"But of course! Now, I think we may have made a wrong turn at that last fork in the
road, but if we press on through that trail there, it should be about a kilometer away.Pinkie Pie threw her hooves in the air as she sat down. "Great, you got us lost! We
are lost, in the woods, with no sign of cake or pie anywhere!""Perhaps I can help," a voice called out. Pinkie and Rarity froze with terror as they
looked for the voice. "Over here. No, lower. Lower, lower..." That's when Rarity spotted
the squirrel. "Hi! I'm Nut Lee, I hear that you two are seeking the treasure of the
woods?" The pair nodded at the statement. "Right, then follow me! Oh, and here's a
cupcake Pinkie."Wait how do you know my name?" Pinkie asked as she was suddenly atop Nut Lee.
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I am a ninja, we always learn as
much as we can about our targets.
"What was that about targets?"
Rarity asked with a hint of
concern. "Never you mind that.
Come along, here have a cupcake."
Pinkie squeeled with delight as
she nommed on the cupcake and
the trio took off deeper into
whitetail wood.
Soon enough they came upon a
most marvelous sight. It was a
house that was made entirely of
popsicles. "Come along, your
treasure awates!" Nut Lee called
with a smile. Rarity quickly
went in, and Pinkie followed,
once insde, they both discovered...
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That there was no treasure at all, but instead a
giant oven. "What is this? Pinkie Pie asked as the
door slammed shut behind them. "This is where
you meet your end. Before they knew it, the two
ponies were grabbed by a gaggle of ninja squirrls
and thrown into the oven. "You will make a fine
batch of cupcakes.
And they both died, the moral, don't go looking for
things that you aren't sure of. The end.