Kill Scootaloo

Lets play a game.
In this game, you have to combine the following items into weapons to brutally murder Scootaloo.
Here the items:
A sharpened pencil.
A buzzsaw
A mace
Boots with spikes on the bottom of it
A blunderbuss
A war axe
and a rake.

Comments

[DarthWill3]

Or you could turn her into a hat.

[Bill Clinton]

1302119 But there would be no blood.

[F4D3]

Do I have to use all the items? I doubt the steel-toed boots would come in my size.

[Bill Clinton]

1302128 Nope. You don't have to use all of them.

[Sweetiebellema121]

1302123 how about rarity instead?

[DarthWill3]

1302123
Still, it'd look good on you. Plus, you can use those feathers of hers for pillows.
But before we do that, we could give her the same stuff you gave those laughing fish.

[Bill Clinton]

1302133 I thought you said you didn't care about the other crusaders except Sweetie.

[Sweetiebellema121]

1302141 I don't I just think rarity would make a better victim

[Bill Clinton]

1302158 Well alright then.
You could think of her as the victim.

[Stiggerzz]

First, I use the buzzsaw to remove the prongs from the rake. I then use the ductape I keep on me at all times to attach the war axe to the rake. On the other end of the handle I attach the mace.

I then load the sharpened pencil into the blunderbuss because those beasts can fire anything you can fit into the barrel.

Finally, I put the spiked boots on.

Now this is what I do:
I use the buzzsaw to cut off her legs, immobilizing her. I then use a spinning attack with the ex-rake; the axe decapitated her and the mace smashes in her body on the follow-through. I then give a few more strikes with the mace for good measure.

I stamp to her crumpled torso with the spiked boots, and finish off by using the blunderbuss to fire the sharpened pencil down her exposed windpipe.

[Bill Clinton]

1302255 Creative.
12/10

[Stiggerzz]

1302298
I assume it was this bit.

I then load the sharpened pencil into the blunderbuss because those beasts can fire anything you can fit into the barrel.

That got the extra 12 points? Seeing as I was able to consider the flexibility of the blunderbuss ammo-wise?

[Bill Clinton]

1302326 Actually it was pretty much everything.
As you can see, I really liked it.

[Stiggerzz]

1302368
lol, I aim to please.