HiE idea!

I've noticed that there's a lot of really saccharine pony-adopting-human stories going around, which is kind of cool I guess. But like, why hasn't anyone sort of taken the piss out of that sort of thing and written a really, really inappropriate sort of version of that?

I had this idea a while ago, but it's actually picking up steam in my mind as something to do while I'm not writing my other fics (which I'm still working on getting the first parts out, bleh) or doing important things like living a life outside of the internet. In a nutshell, Prince Blueblood of all ponies finds a human child abandoned outside his gigantic fucking manor, and he takes it in and raises it as his own child. Over the course of the story he'll naturally have to teach the child how to act like a real prince, so you'd have chapters devoted to Blueblood teaching the child how to fuck over the lives of ponies who cross him, how to treat mares with the respect they deserve, how to snort coke and so on.

It would be a heartwarming tale!