Here we go! · 1:22am Jul 26th, 2013
"Press it."
"I don't know if I should."
"Press it!"
"It might still have a few kinks."
"It's ready."
"It's most certainly not ready."
"If you don't press that button now I know you never will. Now, if you would please, PRESS IT!"
*Hesitantly looks at submit button* "Okay, here we go." *CLICK* "OH CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT!"
"Al, calm yourself, everything will be fine."
"Fine? FINE?! I just sent my story into the shark tank, and you're asking me to be calm? Ike, I'm two seconds away from having a heart attack."
"Let me, reiterate. Calm."
"They're going to hate it."
"You don't know-"
"I mean really another human in Equestria Gary Stu romance. Like they haven't read a million of those."
"It's quite a bit more than that, and you do know that you're talking about m-"
"They'll say you're paper thin."
"Really! I'm standing right here, and I'm not paper thin!"
"They'll say your overpowered!"
"I'm perfectly balanced. I do have rules."
"Nobody cares about rules! I don't know how you convinced me to do this in the first place."
"Convinced you! YOU NOVELIZED MY JOURNAL WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!"
"Okay, that's it. I'm hanging up my word processor. I'm done. I stooped to stealing the guy-that-lives-in-my-head's journal. I can't cut it as a writer."
"Do you think I like it in here?"
"I'm done for."
"You're ignoring me aren't you?"
"I'm finished! Expired! Terminated! Washed up!"
*sighs*
"Might as well hide from my shame while I have the-"
*SLAP*
*BLINKS STUNNED*
"Feeling better, Al?"
"Thanks, I needed that."
"Any time."
"So you think they'll like it?"
*Shrugs* "I dunno. You can at least give it a chance before 'hiding from your shame.'"
"Right, well, here we go with this monstrosity."
"You mean here I go."
"Whatever."
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Finally, it's about time I got someone to talk to! You have no idea how boring it is being stuck in this guy's head. Sure there's plenty of room, but the decor is... well let's just say an old friend of mine shout, "BAD FENG SHUI!" No wonder he's always tense.
I am not tense!
*Whispers* Poor guy's got himself diluted. It's sad really.
Ike, I can still hear you.
And I stand by my case, Al.
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*Tim Curry Impression* Yes, it will be smashing!
... Never. Do. That. Again!
What?