More Blogging! · 12:32am Apr 5th, 2012
Finally figured out out how to introduce myself! How's about this:
The Doctor.
D'yah like it? I think it's short, sweet, and that little pinch of (memorable) awesomeness. I was think something along the lines of 'The Great and Powerful Whooves', but apparently some two-bit actress had taken it already. But this is better.
Anyway, I've even got this little speech worked out to intimidate folks whenever things go a bit...ahem...haywire. Who said only villains get to monologue, anyway? I want a go!
It goes a little something like this:
"I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Pony. I'm from the planet Gallopfrey in the constellation of Cerberus. I'm 903 years old and I'm the pony who's going to save your lives, and everypony else's. You got a problem with that?" (Music swells, explosions go off, awesomeness ensues, etc, etc)
How was it? Too hammy? Damn, it was much too hammy, wasn't it?
But I've got to have an intro, 'else no pony will take me seriously!
Until I, you know, save all their lives. Again. Seriously, it's like Celestia and Luna don't even bother to fix anything anymore.
I guess I could always go back down the Dostoyevsky ro- oooor, maybe not.
I quite value the little sanity I have left, thank you very much!
Well, this is the Doctor (BOO-YAH!) signing off.
Hopefully won't be seeing you.
Probably will be.
Hope you brought running shoes.
DW
