YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! · 12:36pm Jun 6th, 2012
Sooo... been anywhere nice recently? 'Cause I sure have!
I mean, my expectations were pretty high after the Grand Galloping Gala, but the TARDIS... well, blew them away.
Ever since she gained all that 'fun' energy last week, the TARDIS seemed somewhat... erratic. Improbable, you could say. But it still kinda took me by surprise when, out of the blue, she sorta broke the universe.
Only a little bit! Not much - only enough to mix things up a little, nothing serious. Just stuff like, oh, I don't know, flying pigs. With green hair. And Theme Music.
For example.
Of course, it didn't take long before this universe breaking started affecting us too. I think it was the... third? Fourth? Yeah, it was the fourth time that I was turned into a sheep that I finally got annoyed.
I got rid of the flying pigs, hair and all, saved Ditsy and Dinky from the giant pink koala Kung-Fu master (try saying that whilst drunk. Or a sheep), and programmed in some new coordinates.
Our destination? The Coolest Place In The Universe. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Now, I can hear what you're thinking. Or, rather, I can guess what you're thinking. You're thinking "But Doctor! Surely even a stallion as supremely intelligent and devilishly handsome as you couldn't possibly know what The Coolest Place In The Universe is!"
Of course I can! And don't call me Shirley!
You see, this place is Cool. It always has been and always will be Cool. It is Cooler than you. It is almost as Cool as me.
I could explain exactly how Cool this place is, but then your heads would explode, and that would be messy. So I won't bother.
Rest assured, though; this place it so Cool, that Absolute Zero can never quite reach it. It is so Cool, Pluto needs to wear a jumper to hang out with it. Not that it would ever hang out with such an unCool planet, of course.
So, we went. It was nice. Saw Rainbow Dash a couple of times. The TARDIS Cooled off for a bit, and came back right as rain. We had fun. Yeah.
DW
P.S. Oh! Almost forgot - I bought some sunglasses.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Damnit. Some day, I swear I'm gonna come with you on one of these.
((OOC: I actually just picked up a pair of shades that look exactly like that.))
Coolest place in the universe won't be able to handle the hottest time lord this side of Equestria. That's right. I'm talking about my good self.
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Cough*bollocks*Cough
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What?! So apparently my parallel is rude. Rude and not ginger. -grumble-
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Well, if you will make things up...
Everypony knows that I'm the hottest Time Lord this side of the Space-Time continuum, thank-you-very-much!