Hello My Little Ponies! · 2:30pm Apr 1st, 2012
Denizens of the free internet! Hello! How is your day of merriment proceeding, I do hope that you've decided on some wonderful pranks, it wouldn't be April Fools without a little chaos to spice things up, no? Though I am very sorry to say, but The Grey Potter, your... human thing and a lovely little worshiper of mine couldn't think of a good prank this year. Plenty of boring ones, and I assure you, none of them were up to my admittedly very random standards. Just the usual snoozers, "I'm quitting Spoiler Warning!" and "New Direction, everybody jump ship!" Amusing in how pathetic the attempt was, but probably adding little to the chaos on this fine, fine holiday.
Well, Miss Potter honestly did the smartest thing in her life when she consulted me, Discord! Of course, she consulted me to help her work past a bit of writer's block, but it's win-win in my opinion. I gave her a silly pat on her silly little head and told her straight. You write terrible fanfiction that maybe only a hundred people read. That's not even .001% of the brony community, and when you consider the size of your strange little mudball of a planet, that number seems alarmingly insignificant. Furthermore, I wondered aloud about the fragility and brevity of mortal life in the vast, uncaring universe...
Well, all that talk of insignificance perked her right up! Or at least, it got her right past her writer's block. Things are going to look a bit more gray in the next chapter. Can you imagine it? A fictional character corrupting the friendship of two other fictional characters, one of which a representation of myself, through an internet persona who's blog I have currently overtaken?
Have an absolutly wonderful April Fools Day!
.........Aaaand discord took over the Internet.