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Craine


An old writer polishing his ways, giving feedback, and helping fellow authors. Nothing more.

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  • 448 weeks
    Huh. I'm Significantly Relieved, Actually.

    In a rather neck-snapping twist of fate, Equestria Girls: The Friendship games was not only decent to watch, but it doesn't canonically F**K my most recent story, "Father". In fact, I don't even have to slap the 'Alternate Universe" tag on it. Hah! I can even stop putting it off!

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  • 454 weeks
    My Greatest Mistake.

    Guys... If I may confide in you.

    Downloading Windows 10 was probably the STUPIDEST thing I've ever done (not counting the time I decided to go fishing in Pittsburgh... F**kin caught a dead raccoon). All of my customized setting were reset, my priorities became OH SO un-prioritized, and Windows Media Player has become OBSOLETE!

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    7 comments · 548 views
  • 457 weeks
    For The Love of 'Father'

    Greetings, beautiful people.

    Craine here for an update with my recent multi-chapter story, 'Father'. As some of you may know, the first four chapters of this story were updated every Saturday, and I actually intended to keep that up... Until my work schedule changed to eleven-f**king-hour days, six days a week.

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    1 comments · 434 views
  • 463 weeks
    Craine's super-rare-one-of-a-kind-never-does-unless-it's-important-Season 5 Episode Review.

    Hasbro Studios.

    Fan service at its best.

    That is all.

    Craine...

    2 comments · 475 views
  • 492 weeks
    So... This Is a Thing Now.

    Here's exactly what you're gonna do; you're gonna shower this wonderful woman with adoration and praise, and encourage her to do more readings across the FiM fic-verse.

    Do it.

    Craine...

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Jul
10th
2013

Writing Guide: Locomotion · 1:49pm Jul 10th, 2013

This isn't what I'd call a trade secret, but I've seen very few people mention this. Too few, really.

At some point--for consistent writers, anyway--our writing-engine ignites. We have our plot vividly thought out. We have our characters exactly as they should be. We have all the horrible things we plan to do with them. And it spills out of us like blood from a deep gash. And it's f**king beautiful. The flow. The excitement. The click-clack of fingers hammering on a defenseless keyboard. Our story now exists; a glowing mass of unrefined drivel ready to be molded, to be tamed and crafted to greatness beyond comprehension.

And that, in and of itself, is the problem.

It's far too easy to forget the benefits of editing. As such, our writing becomes slow and deliberate, trying all too hard to craft 'the perfect paragraph' in one go. This is a folly that ALL OF US commit. We lose our momentum. Doubt and blank thoughts dam the creative flow. We realize, after a whole hour of staring at the screen, we've only written 50 words. We're ashamed, unfulfilled, disappointed, empty.

The remedy? Rest.

It's common sense, really. Some have to spend days from their computer, notebooks, or what have you. Others can look away for just a few hours and come back swinging. When you give yourself a break, when you allow your subconscious to catch up, your ideas stretch out for you like a 5-dollar hoe... N-not that I'd know anything about that. Don't be ridiculous. How DARE you accuse me! :flutterrage:

Anyhow, in the reoccurring mantra of Idle Prose, 'Editing. Fixes. EVERYTHING. And it's true. When our words spread on the paper like jam on bread, it's unutterably important to look at it afterwards. Just keep a barf-bucket handy. Our first draft is often the most unreadable pile of s**t ever conceived. The most important thing--and I can't stress this ENOUGH-- is we wrote it. It exists. In one hour we've cranked out 1500 words.

Are those words privy to the plot? Are they free of run-on sentences? Do they move the story along? Is the grammar good?

No???

Well then fix it, god dammit.

Craine...

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Comments ( 1 )

Erm...Poetic?

But wonderful advice--trying it out ASAP

Well, time to get on it!

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