Happy HalloweenChristmasNewYears · 6:08pm Jun 23rd, 2013
Happy Halloween Thanksgiving Merry Christmas New Years Easter St. Patricks Labor UNBIRTHDAY! There! A Happy Unbirthday to everyone who don't have a birthday today, go eat some cake. To everyone who has a birthday today, you already have your cake, go eat it.
...I feel like I'm forgetting some thing here... Like I finally did something, like a chapter or some such... Something I've been ignoring for- *looks at calendar* -most of the year.
Oh well, it probably will come to me sometime later today.
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OH! That's right! I have a Tumblr! That's totally the thing I wanted to tell you all about. Eeyup.
EDIT: WAIT, HOW THE F*YAY* IS THE STORY ON THE FRONT PAGE, OH MAI GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
and shouldn't an UNbirthing mean that you cease to exist?