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Gizogin


I am Gizogin, THE DESTROYER!

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  • 395 weeks
    On the Aging and Development of Equus Sapiens

    On the Aging and Development of Equus Sapiens
    or, "Why pony ages are nonsense"


    Spoilers for "Where the Apple Lies"

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    0 comments · 928 views
  • 451 weeks
    Three Years in the Making

    Greetings, all!

    According to the little blurb in the statistics section, SoaP was originally published on 8 September 2012. That's slightly more than three years ago. High time, I thought, for a sequel!

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    2 comments · 548 views
  • 495 weeks
    Story Time

    Well, this has been a productive couple of weeks for me. When I mentioned having some unfinished stories sitting around, I didn't realize just how much I had. Celestia and Apple Bloom, Celestia and Luna, Twilight and Applejack, Twilight and Rainbow Dash, Celestia and Celestia...

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    0 comments · 558 views
  • 495 weeks
    Unpublishing E4E

    Hello, all. I have a bit of news, for those of you who have been following me for a while, and I'm afraid it's not good.

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    4 comments · 677 views
  • 523 weeks
    How Strong is Celestia?

    Once again, it seems I have decided to dedicate considerable thought and mathematical analysis to a show about pastel-colored, magical, cartoon horses. My target this time is that loftiest of targets, subject of infinite speculation and praise: Princess Celestia herself.

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    8 comments · 1,110 views
Jun
16th
2013

EQUESTRIA GIRLS! · 4:59pm Jun 16th, 2013

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Gizogin, for Celestia's sake, take it easy! You're going to have an aneurysm!

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Trixie understands your excitement, but even you need to breathe sometime. With Trixie now; deep breaths. In, and out. In, and out. In, and out. Better?

Phew. Thanks, Trixie. Now, as you may have guessed, I just watched My Little Pony: Equestria Girls. As you may also have guessed, I really liked it. I'd go through the entire movie scene-by-scene to tell you everything that's awesome about it, but I don't want to spoil anything for those of you who NEED TO GO TO THE THEATER RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THE MOVIE!

Gizogin...

I'm calm, I'm calm. WATCH IT NOW.

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Comments ( 3 )

Your not trolling us are you?

If so I might considering seeing it then.

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On the contrary; I've never been more serious in my life. Equestria Girls is, hands down (heh), the best movie I've seen all year. That's saying something, because I just watched Man of Steel yesterday. This movie has my wholehearted approval and recommendation.

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