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Alan Smithee


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    Last: The Semi-Hiatus

    Spring is here!
    For those of you who have read the latest chapter of Last, you should know my feelings about winter, and the elation I feel knowing it's over.

    Spring is a wonderful time for me: I'm not cooped up indoors, I have more energy, I'm able to focus on school work...
    ...and, experience has taught me, I find myself unable or unwilling to continue writing fanfiction.

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  • 536 weeks
    The Dreaded Post

    Dear fans of Last...

    ...It seems that every author has to make this post at least once, doesn't it?

    My flagship story has been on this site for almost one year now. The night I first published it, it received almost instant acclaim, and I was so excited I remember I couldn't sleep that night.

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May
12th
2013

How to Improve the Episode, "The Cutie Pox": Make it more Canadian! · 11:20pm May 12th, 2013

The episode "The Cutie Pox" with a bowling scene, made memorable by a completely unexpected visual reference to the Coen Brothers film, "The Big Lebowski". Everyone remember that? You ought to. People LOVE that Lebowski reference. Personally, I enjoy the Star Wars references more, because they're sometimes extremely subtle, but whatever.

Anyway, a bothersome aspect of that scene is that the ponies are playing ten-pin bowling, which utilized really hefty bowling balls with finger holes in them, which would serve no purpose for a race that has no fingers.

I've thought about ways to improve this, and I came up with one:
We Canadians are blessed to have a variant of bowling, Five-Pin Bowling, which, like Canadian football, is superior to it's American counterpart.
For the purpose of improving the believability of the episode, it serves well, because five-pin balls are smaller, easier to grip, and have no finger holes. The Lebowski reference would still be appropriate, since it's still bowling. If you could live without the Lebowski reference, the ponies could have been Curling instead.
Since the animators are situated in Vancouver, it wouldn't be surprising if they knew about five-pin. They'd have been able to put it into the show, as a shout-out to Canadian viewers, and I doubt anyone would complain.

So there.

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