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Alan Smithee


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  • 520 weeks
    On Discord's Motivation

    Feel free to call me a jerk for tagging Last on a blog post not really related to the story.

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  • 521 weeks
    A Scene (Season Finale Spoilers)

    It's entirely possible that I'm an asshole for trying to fit my own story into the excellent Season Finale, but I've spent more time today thinking about it than I have about Real-Time Programming, which is a first for this week.

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    10 comments · 388 views
  • 521 weeks
    A Complete and Exhaustive Analysis and Critique of the season finale

    I liked it.

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  • 521 weeks
    Last: The Semi-Hiatus

    Spring is here!
    For those of you who have read the latest chapter of Last, you should know my feelings about winter, and the elation I feel knowing it's over.

    Spring is a wonderful time for me: I'm not cooped up indoors, I have more energy, I'm able to focus on school work...
    ...and, experience has taught me, I find myself unable or unwilling to continue writing fanfiction.

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    2 comments · 339 views
  • 536 weeks
    The Dreaded Post

    Dear fans of Last...

    ...It seems that every author has to make this post at least once, doesn't it?

    My flagship story has been on this site for almost one year now. The night I first published it, it received almost instant acclaim, and I was so excited I remember I couldn't sleep that night.

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    7 comments · 418 views
May
6th
2013

To All you Southerners out there! · 3:39pm May 6th, 2013

Last week was my week off school. Now I'm back in school to work really, really hard.

I spent the week in Texas and Oklahoma with my dad who is an engineer down there. It was a cold April in Ontario and I was looking forward to letting myself roast alive in the Southern sun.

But the South didn't deliver. Texas (at least the panhandle and Dallas) and Oklahoma saw record low temperatures that week. It was warmer in Ontario upon my return than it had been all week in the South.

I LOVE the South. It has a fascinating culture, unique to any other part of the United States. The demographics are fascinating, the way people interact, and, of course, the history. If you haven't already, watch "The Civil War" by Ken Burns. But this time around, the part I was most interested was the HEAT.

South, I am disappoint.

(PS, please don't take this too seriously. Thanks)

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