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Salted Pingas


I salt mah pingas over nine thousaaaaand times in ten seconds flat.

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May
5th
2013

The Rape Train · 11:09pm May 5th, 2013

You know how everyone's always all like:



And stuff?

Well I've got a question...

...one that's certain to rattle the very being of space and time itself...

...and that question is...

...If there's no brakes on the rape train...

...then how does one get on board?:duck:

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Comments ( 2 )

I forgot to comment! Dammit, anyways, you don't get on board. The rape train boards you. Much clearer now.

1058625 Ah, now it all makes sense! :pinkiecrazy:

:trollestia:

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