Holy crap 20 followers · 7:01pm May 3rd, 2013
I dont know when that happened, or why as my writing sucks but I can say one thing, thank you. So yeah im out of the writing business at least for now but I will start blogging and I hope you people enjoy it. So yeah today sucked. You see I have a small malfunction in my brain from birth where I cant process the nerve signals for displeasure, or in layman terms I cant feel pain. It can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing. Today I was shot in the FUCKING KNEE WITH AN ARROW. Remind me not to go hunting with my friends while their drunk. So instead of freaking out in pain like a normal person I stood their and pulled the damn thing out and gave them a death stare. Since they didnt think that I was seriously injured they wouldnt drive me we carpooled and I didnt have the keys. I walked TWO DAMN HOURS to the nearest hospital and got stitches so now I have to get a job as A GODDAMN RIFTEN GUARD!
Welp, BronieMan out I gotta go get knee pads
That pick is me in the hunting cabin
Christ damn dude. Wouldn't you think that alcohol and pointy objects are a bad combination automatically?
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To be fair I was not aware they brought moonshine until afterwards
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they didnt tell me as I dont drink
Holy shit dude! Did you get nailed with a broad head or was it just a regular target tip?
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broadhead hurt like shit
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Gat damn!!!! That sucks incredibly giant testicles!
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did you get the pun shit doesnt hurt
1065366 Haha I didn't at first but now I do!
Someone caption the shit out of this.
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Um why? And what do you mean by that?
1068893 I mean, turn that image into a meme.
Go to memecenter and stuff.
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Aaa heheh cool