• Member Since 5th Dec, 2012
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BronieMan305


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  • 247 weeks
    I've been thinking of continueing writing.

    Hi there, if anyone reads this I'll be amazed. It's been awhile since my last story, and I've been thinking about maybe getting back into it. I rather enjoyed doing it, and with maturing I've become a much better author than I used to be.

    0 comments · 216 views
  • 376 weeks
    Ratchet and Clank in Equestria

    Hey guys! Okay so me and DistordedTruth92, author of the excellent 'Jak and Daxter: The Equestrian Front', are going to work together to create Ratchet and Clank in Equestria. Still trying to come up with a title. Im open to suggestions.

    Oh and it will be set after Deadlocked as the future series sucked

    3 comments · 957 views
  • 377 weeks
    Wait is this true?

    My friend said he saw a trailer for an MLP MOVIE while at the theatre, sounds awesome right? WRONG!
    It involves multiverse and humans, and one of the great things about this show was its lack of humans, First Twilicorn Now THIS! Its like theyre trying to loose the fanbase.
    GAH!

    4 comments · 199 views
  • 379 weeks
    Holy crap 20 followers

    I dont know when that happened, or why as my writing sucks but I can say one thing, thank you. So yeah im out of the writing business at least for now but I will start blogging and I hope you people enjoy it. So yeah today sucked. You see I have a small malfunction in my brain from birth where I cant process the nerve signals for displeasure, or in layman terms I cant feel pain. It can sometimes

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    13 comments · 246 views
  • 391 weeks
    TOBUSCUS!!!

    A Regidar approved Tobuscus based parody of Smosh in Equestria written by a lower class writer like me?

    Nappa: Vegeta on a scale of one to 10 what are the chances of this failing?

    Vegeta: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

    Me: Screw you Vegeta nobody cares about that reference anymore

    Nappa: Hey look on the bright side at least your Raditz writes better fanfiction then our Radditz

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    2 comments · 525 views
May
3rd
2013

Holy crap 20 followers · 7:01pm May 3rd, 2013

I dont know when that happened, or why as my writing sucks but I can say one thing, thank you. So yeah im out of the writing business at least for now but I will start blogging and I hope you people enjoy it. So yeah today sucked. You see I have a small malfunction in my brain from birth where I cant process the nerve signals for displeasure, or in layman terms I cant feel pain. It can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing. Today I was shot in the FUCKING KNEE WITH AN ARROW. Remind me not to go hunting with my friends while their drunk. So instead of freaking out in pain like a normal person I stood their and pulled the damn thing out and gave them a death stare. Since they didnt think that I was seriously injured they wouldnt drive me we carpooled and I didnt have the keys. I walked TWO DAMN HOURS to the nearest hospital and got stitches so now I have to get a job as A GODDAMN RIFTEN GUARD!

Welp, BronieMan out I gotta go get knee pads

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Comments ( 13 )

That pick is me in the hunting cabin

Christ damn dude. Wouldn't you think that alcohol and pointy objects are a bad combination automatically?

1053008
To be fair I was not aware they brought moonshine until afterwards

1053008
they didnt tell me as I dont drink

Holy shit dude! Did you get nailed with a broad head or was it just a regular target tip?

1062886
broadhead hurt like shit

1065120 :pinkiegasp: Gat damn!!!! That sucks incredibly giant testicles!

1065165
did you get the pun shit doesnt hurt :rainbowwild:

1065366 Haha I didn't at first but now I do! :rainbowlaugh:

Someone caption the shit out of this.

1068889
Um why? And what do you mean by that?

1068893 I mean, turn that image into a meme.

Go to memecenter and stuff.

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