Review on the oympics for furries. (Currently waiting to be remake in a new blog..)

Hello, i'm storiesateandom, i remember it, so you don't have to. I wanted to do something for mothers day. in fact, i swore a saw something here related to Alvin and the Chipmunks and their mother. sadly, i couldn't find it. Maybe i was seeing things, or simply, copyright bs again. So, i am not gonna do shit for mothers day. so, as a make-up, let's change the topic.

Who is aware of the oymlpics?

it's those events that you'll only hear about every once a year or so in the summer or winter. It's held at random places, and some claim it's been around since the romans. though, thanks to this awareness of that animals are not as simple or un-feeling as we thought (and i personally agree, Animals have feelings) things that happened in roman times have been justly removed and made a thing of a volient, unpleasent history. so, it's mainly a sports fest. I mean, if your into sports, that fine, but, it's not really my forte to be honest. So, i am not usually the type that gets excited when the oympics come around. in fact, i'm not the kind of person who gives a living crap about the games. (no offence to any fans out there) so i am somewhat, just indiffernet to the idea. It also loses me that it's randomised, and happens only in random years, so it's not like normal sports when it, just happens, it likes to be random about it. when the games do come, my god people go Gaga for it. in fact, sometime in the past when the games came in the 1980s, a very little know studio called Lisberger Studios actselly went out of their way, and made, "Animalympics".

Unlike the movies i seen before in my blog-reviews, it has no, focused plot, it's just, a furry verson of the games. It does have some attention centered, but briefly looked at and short lived plots that are just there to avoid just being an animated deminstraction of the games. aside from that, it's just an animated verson of the games. with furries. Now, by all means this is not considered bad, i thought it's nice. it has creative art design, it can be very fun at times, and it is a very creative way to show off the games..... to bad it was made by a less famous company. Had it been Disney or Warner Bros, i would've actselly look forword to the games. but on it's own, it's a nice film, and it's only faults that it behaves more like a demintraction of the games with furries then an animated film, and i wish we knew what the characters are and were like before the games aside from interviews. Yes, sometimes, this movie does that. I may have not seen this film alot, but i actselly do vaguely remember this film. sometimes, it does interviews with those related to the characters, and even to the contenders themselfs. This is asscentally a cartoon verson of surf's up!

but to that film's credit, it actselly has a story, the movie we're looking at, like i said, it's more of an animated deminstraction of the games with furries then, your usual animated film.

ok, now that i am done moter-mouthing, let's look at, Animalympics.

so after we exspearience the most insane logo introductions ever, we appear to what looks like, an abandoned mountain.

on it, looks like ruins of some roman or greek artutecture. inside it is....

what the hell?! a dragon?

we see a mysterious person trying to score fire. suddenly, we here the narrator talking about (what do you think) the games, as the torch is pasted to the unseen guy, to a polar bear, to a coyate, to a seal, as we are revealed to the title of the movie.

the five rings of the paw print? uh yeah, not all animals have paws.

Z.O.O. huh? That's obviouly zoo.

one of the acters is named..... Gilda?

did Gilda star in this? Is Gilda..... Immortal?

after we are shown the people behind this film, the film actselly starts.

we see a fairly futureistic looking place for something made in the 80s as we are introdused to a turtle named (name can't spell) as he introduses us to the island where their games take place. we are then given a montage of stories we will look at soon enough, one of them features a marathon about This, lioness against a goat told by a, crane of some sort, another story featuring a Flamingo of all birds in an ice-rink comipision, as well as a strange dance shown off by mink being talked about by this bulldog guy, there's even a bobsled with octopuses (i don't think we get to know about them.), an otter in a swimming comitision, looked at by a Pound Puppies reject, a wiener dog in the snow events, an alligator in a pole jump told by a turkey, a mickey mouse rip off as well as-
JESUS?!

Man, this other pound puppies reject is in your face!

we're back at the turtle, who explains that the oympic torch barer is about to bring in the fire.

Hope it doesn't go out like in The Fry cook games.
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sorry, i can't find a good clip. darn copyright.

we are shown to the mayor of the island (you can actselly be mayor of an island?) who gives a speech.

the torch is dropped, as we go back to the stork/crane/whatever she is, as she talks about our first story, the marathon. In it, A goat who has no intention for chicks.

there is also this lioness that shares this "Stay single to win" attatude, and she is seriously black.

at the starting gate, a collection animals, including our rivals, and the bird is off, and then they're off!

The turtle shows us still frames of events we will not see into the games gymnastics, hosted off by the bulldog, who i swear is a pervert.

suddenly, some random chick stolen his mic and interviews the mink center of attention.

after a chat, and, a surreal look at into her life, the event starts. she.... fliches out on us.

she then, chicken walks.

whoa, frontflips!
backflips!
this kid's got talent.

everyone is headover heels for it.
Her couch looks like he's gonna hang himself, but the worry's pointless, it's a perfect ten.

we're introdused to a game called vault, and we then see-

OH MY GOD, THAT HIPPO IS UGLY?!

OH, AND SHE MURDERED THAT DRESS?!

MY GOD?!

even the horse is unsure of that bitch jumping across him, i mean, SHE'S HUGE?!

she.... made it?

well, she didn't won, but it's still impressive for a fatass.

the asshole bulldog makes a joke on this.

after a brief look at penguins we are shown to a karate penguin.

Hey, The Penguins of Madagascar could use this guy.

he is a beast at this, and extremely steriotypical of the japinese represitation.

we are already shown the next event, the bars.

a parisitant is.... an elephant?

MY GOD, IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY?!

jesus, not bad for something that ways a ton.

gees, this feels like something out of Dumbo.

after a chat, we see jumbo getting attended too.

and it appears that the mink won.

(Sad news.)
I have to re-make this. Sometime soon, i will have to re-make this. Yes, it sucks i have to re-review this, but trust me, a shit of load of progress i made before was lost on clicking the exit button by mistake. I only came here to replace the broken images. I am still gonna review this, just in the possable future, it will be remade, newer jokes, and hey, maybe i'll copy and paste the above thing. till then, consider this, a half-preview. I will make another review as a make-up.