No one's gonna read this but whatever cause I'm a terrible people or something like that but here's some news or something · 2:56pm Mar 21st, 2012
*News about A Day To Be Lazy down at the last paragraph*
Yo bros. Who even reads this? Who cares I got like 40 minutes before I gotta go to school.
My good friends I just met recently so I guess they're just pretty cool friends Lucefudu and Mist are currently taking a look at the first chapter of my newest story, so in the meantime I'm not writing any more of it in fear that I'll have to rework EVERYTHING.
I WAS going to write a fic that was heavily based on Mark Twain's The Mysterious Stranger in the meantime, but everypony would have flamed the hell out of me for having Twilight go visit Satan or some crap like that. The original premise was that Twilight basically figures out that Discord and Nightmare Moon weren't pure evil, and decided to look into what was pure Good and what was pure Evil. Eventually she opens some portal to basically hell (Since everything is just so incredibly pitch black except for a small island which the portal opens up at) where she basically meets Satan who explains to her that Celestia has blocked the abilities to even think about the afterlife from everypony's minds. After talking a bit with Satan she is washed over with the sudden feeling of absolute fear, goes back through the portal and closes it, promising herself never to do anything like that again. And that was pretty much the whole thing and I don't need to write it out now anyways.
Since I'm concentrating more on serious fics, I'm thinking of giving A Day To Be Lazy to my friend SpikeyWhikey cause he's a faggot who's thinking of uploading a bunch of crap like The Pony Centipede, so I might as well give my non-serious stuff to him. He's a personal friend of mine, so I trust him with it and not to put centipedes in it for any reason. So yeah, soon enough it will be moving. Not like I have updated it in forever, but whatever. I'll probably give him Not Twilight Sparkle too.
WHAT?! MIST IS LOOKING AT YOUR STORY AS WELL?
This is a shout-out to Mist:
HEY!
Pony centipede, eh? Hmmm...
Are not a centipede an insect? Or has the word another meaning? What do you mean whit faggot? It is a musical instrument. And I have never heard of that book but that fiction sounded interesting.
And 40 min before school? Okey. Have a nice day at school. I have sadly enugh missed 3 schooldays thanks to a coald.
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Go look up the Human Centipede, and you'll know what I mean. Be warned, the film is a horror film.
Also I hope you feel better soon.
A Day To Be Lazy is already in the process of being moved. SpikeyWhikey has just submitted it for approval. I'll lose that 3k views. Eck, whatever. I don't want to be known for TwilightxBook
38969 You do the math:
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38974
I will read your fictions. You can't lose every reader. And it exist many readers. You may be even get more whit that fiction.
38976
I will not think on that picture. It was torture reading about that subjekt in the biologi. I even beged on geting the less informativ-but-still-enught-for-G-book. That was an horror movie in real life. I wuld rether gone thru reading the first Arthemis Fowl book again. It took mounths to read. It was funny sometimes. But it was a pain to read as it was a bit to slow.
38976 You're a doctor, IS it REALLY medically accurate?
38997
I did some research on it a while ago. The director hired a doctor to find out if it was possible. He said that it was possible for the humans to live for possibly years in this fashion, as nutrients can travel through the feces; the procedure to actually connect people like this si also possible. There was some more to it, but I don’t remember.
38997 Yes, it could be done and the resulting thing would live for about one week tops. Compatibility issues or not (which I do not know how the movie deals with since I haven't watched it).
BUT, if their skin and mucosa were to be compatible, the human centipede would live for... as long as the middle and rear humans would (as stated, one week tops).
They would all have serious infection problems due to the huge amount of bacteria ingested by eating the other's excrements (the front human would have infections due to the excrement directly touching the wound surface)... not to mention death by malnutrition.
39002 If I recall their diets are aided with an IV drip as well.
I think the real point of this is that Tom Six is the worst film writer ever. He's planning a third one, and he states "it's going to piss a lot of people off." Tom Six is convinced that making a film disgusting and grotesque means it's "good."
39006 Even with parenteral nutrition, they wouldn't outlive the infection.
He's done a second? And now is planning on doing a third? Reminds me of trollfics.
39006
He's a giant troll
39008 39010 He's worse than a Troll. He actually takes himself seriously.
39011 Now he reminds me of Paulo Coelho... consider him the Stephenie Meyer from Brazil, but multiply the number of books he published by five.
He also claims to have control over the weather... and was also discharged from a mental facility. A classic case of schizophrenia.
39008 The infection makes sense.
39019 Approaching the middle of the chapter.
God, I'm so slow...
actually i wouldn't have complained about Twilight visiting Satan.... that actually sounds like a good idea