Shit's frozen, yo · 3:39pm Apr 12th, 2013
Good news, since everything in my home's general vicinity is completely frozen, I have more time to work on Over The Hills and Far Away! I'll probably have another chapter up by tomorrow. Also, since my story is going up a little in popularity, I thought I'd blog a little now. Oh, and I'm completely serious about the frozen thing. There isn't a single thing not covered in ice. Fuck weather, shit's more complicated than magic.
Hopefully everyone pulled their pets inside...
1002892 they didn't, it was a travesty. So many poodlesicles stuck to the sidewalk
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Well... At least you have a cheap dinner?
1003037 looking at the bright side, I like your style I'm off to stuff my freezer with as many as it can fit!
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Enjoy! Maybe if you are lucky you'll find an anus to invade while you are at it!
1003097 I always find an anus to invade. Always
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Like Trixie's?
1003209 my god, what is with everyone wanting Trixie? I'm just guessing you said that cause you want me to include Trixie in my story, right?
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I meant me, silly.
1003329 oh don't worry about that. You're on the list
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Should I lube or do you prefer going dry?
1003339 depends on my mood. You better hope I'm happy or you'll be biting the pillow
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Well, I do prefer it rough... really rough.