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mrhappyface


Yay! I have a Bio nw! I am a ** year old living in ********** ** ******** I am a communist and when I'm not playing Skyrim or Fapping I'm writing fics on this site. Praise Satan!

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  • 635 weeks
    Happy Time!

    The gloryouse Poultron has banned the users nachoYEAH, faithfulchristian, and jas362. We no longer have to worry about being flamed by them. So now I can devote all of my time to my stories. So to celebrate here is George BUsh doing the happy dance. Oh and also I have joined the holy church of the grand and

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  • 635 weeks
    Fluffy

    > You are now the proud owner of a brand new Fluffy pony!
    > She's so cute with her deep blue coat and dark blue mane with a wite strek and her blue eyes.
    > You name her Fluffy Colgate, after the toothpaste.
    > You poor her a bowl of spaggetie and let her chow down.
    > You then play stack the blocks with her.
    > She curls up with you and falls assleep.

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  • 635 weeks
    fluffy

    >you just adopted a fluffy blue unicorn pony
    >the shelter said she had a previous owner, but you didn’t get any details
    >all you care about is that you have a new fluffy pony
    >and that you didn’t have to pay as big an adoption fee
    >bring her home and let her out of her carrier
    >she toddles around, getting familiar with her new home.

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  • 635 weeks
    Okay then.

    O.k. then. The users Faithfulchristian and nachoyeah will not stop spamming me for no reason! Faithfulchristian even after she swore upon her filthy bible she would stop. So then, I am devoting all my time on fimfiction to the non-stop trolliing of these two heretics. I don't care how many people stop following me over this, I will not rest untill those two peices of human trash are delt

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  • 635 weeks
    Okay then.

    O.k. then. The users Faithfulchristian and nachoyeah will not stop spamming me for no reason! Faithfulchristian even after she swore upon her filthy bible she would stop. So then, I am devoting all my time on fimfiction to the non-stop trolliing of these two heretics. I don't care how many people stop following me over this, I will not rest untill those two peices of human trash are delt

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Mar
19th
2012

MrHappyFace shorts 1 Celestia fucks Mel Gibson. · 1:21am Mar 19th, 2012

Hello, MrHappyFace shorts are short stories that are to short to submit for reveiwing. So here they are as blog posts. Enjoy!


Princess Celestia was lounging in her royal quarters when she heard a hard knock on the door. Before she get up to answer it the door busted down revealing....Mel Gibson! Mel then pointed at Celestia and yelled "Big nosed horse kike!" and then tackled her onto the bed.

Celestia didn't even resist as she felt Mel's throbbing gorilla dick penetrate her royal love tunnel. She screamed in pleasure as Mel began thrusting, slowly at first, but then gaining speed. Soon Mel developed a steady rhythm and relished in the feeling of his rough, sweaty dick rubbing the inside of Celestia's meat tube. Both of their faces cringed as Celestia's pussy got super tight and clamped around Mel's meat stick, almost cutting of the circulation.

After about fifteen minutes Celestia's royal pussy became so tight Mel had to pull out or his dick would be crushed. Not wanting to stop, he immediately rammed his cock into Celestia's ass as fast as he could, to keep up momentum. Celestia felt her ass burn as Mel's monster cock entered her ass but it felt to damn good to stop. Mel relished in the feeling of his throbbing dick slowly grinding against the sandy insides of Celestia's chocolaty ass.

As Mel pounded her anal passageways, Celestia used her unicorn magic to levitate a large purple dildo towards her snatch. Her pussy was so tight that it took her a full five minutes and almost exhausting effort to cram it in, but she eventually got it in.

Meanwhile, Mel was about to cum, so he pulled his cock out and said “Suck it you Jew ass bitch!" and Celestia happily obeyed. She shoved the whole thing into her mouth and started to lick, slowly, savoring the taste of her shit and pussy fluids mixing in her mouth. She started slurping faster, and faster, and then started to deep throat him while still sucking away.

Meanwhile Mel yanked the dildo out of Celestia's pussy, went down and ate out her vagina and ass. As soon as Celestia felt this she decided to give him a little treat, and began to shit and piss into Mel's mouth as he hungrily slurped up the excrement. Then Celestia used her magic to begin dildoing Mel's ass with the same dildo she was using just moments before. Celestia continued to deep throat Mel, shit in his mouth, and ram a dildo up his ass for about five more minutes until Mel pulled his dick out of Celestia's mouth and began to fuck her pussy while Celestia still dildo him with the massive rubber dick.

Then Mel felt a pressure brewing in his cock, he held out as long as he could, until he yelled "FREEDOM!!!!" as he came in Celestia's pussy. Celestia also came at the same moment he did and she very much enjoyed the feeling of his warm fluids shooting up into her vagina.

After Mel came he pulled out and fell down next to Celestia. Celestia said "Mel, that was amazing!" to which Mel responded by saying "I know, I know you horse cunt." Celestia chuckled and said "Oh! I almost forgot I have aids."

Mel Gibson sprang up and Yelled "OH MY GOD YOU FILTHY WHORE!" and then he jumped out Celestia's window. Celestia broke up laughing, she knew she didn't have AIDS, but she did know that her room was on the 38th floor.

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