Disclaimer · 12:47am Apr 2nd, 2013
Today is April Fool's Day. You're on the INTERNET. If you expect there not to be pranks on a place where trolls are common already, you're messing up.
I know it's not because of the 5 people following me, because I know you guys can take a joke. But seriously, everyone else who's freaking out because people want to have fun on a day where there are pranks? They're lamesauce. For everyone that can take a joke and run with it, you guys get a 11/10.
Btw, if anyone has an extremely silly context that you want to be seen, let me know and I'll write up a >greentext story for your amusement. Everything is fair game.
And feel free to bring on the flattery. It'll get you everywhere.
Did I ever mention you have the most magnificent mustache?
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You did not, thanks!
Of course, that's not the only thing magnificent about me~