Greetings, ladies and gentle-riffers. Atlas Nebula here, and today we’re going to break the rule of “Don’t riff a fic that you like.” because this is a very unique case. Somehow, I found a good Fluttershy clopfic. From darf of all people. Today’s fic is
Atlas Nebula here, and after the massive success that was the “My Second Life” collaboration, I figured I’d do something very special for you all. You could say that Fallen Prime inspired me to do this, but I feel like going on a bit of a marathon. Sort of a riffing adventure, if you will. Four fanfics, all clop, from some
MrSing: Welcome, one and all, to the sequel that should not be. Perhaps you’ve heard that a couple of us have been riffing the first ten chapters of the bad HiE fic “My Second Life”, but what you probably don’t know is that there is a small sequel that has been recently added to the site. This is why we are here, say hello to all the nice people, Glitch.
50640 Uh... probably not. You meant if I'm going to post stories, right? I might be good at coming up with ideas or a concept or a decent review, etc., but as far as actual story writing? Probably not going to happened.
50640 Like, I had this idea for a pony who's talent is pranks, who thinks she's unmatched. That is, until she comes across Pinkie and Rainbow. On their own, they don't have a chance against her jokes and jives, but together, they're a force to be reckoned with, and the prank pony takes this personally and starts a prank war against them, taking there antics seriously and going way over bored with her jokes and pranks near the end, proclaiming that her next and biggest prank will "Big and Loud!" and pretty much turning into a cackling, almost crazy villain near the end, completely wiping the floor against Pinkie and Rainbow in pranks for an entire arc of the story, pretty much for most of the third act. I got inspired by the song BIG and LOUD from Cats Don't Dance. I saw the last part of that song and thought "This would be a perfect scene for something... I got it!" But as writing it out... yeah, that's not going to happen.
50696 Because I can't write, I can't keep the characters consistent, I've never taken any kind of writing course, and I can't get the characters to act in character. They always sound like what I would say, not what they would say. I'm not a writer. I wish most fanfic authors would come to the realization I have. There would be a lot less shitty fanfic's on this site. And I don't like using the fanon personalities, either. Why are you asking me if I'm writing? I'm just a bit curious.
Just do what I do, take a video game, loosely fuse ponies onto it with cement glue, and WHAM! You have a horribly shitty story that was written to waste people's time. Don't use OCs, all pony OCs suck, any argument or statement made against my own is invalid just because.
Or you can write what appears to be a clopfic, drawing in the sick perverts, who feed off of that shit. A bit later into the story, drop all the steamy, wet sexual innuendo that is slowly building up and make it a straight forward story about some other shit. Succeed at this and you will find yourself either a load of thumbs up or downs, and comments about how hilariously trolly it is.
My stories just suck ass on purpose, don't take advice from me, and I'm only hear because you commented with that moderately sized picture...
50644 I'm not shit of a writer, but I came up with 2 halfway decent stories, and I didn't give my best on either of them. I am working on 2 serious stories that i'm actually trying on, and i'm sure they'll turn out good. Just give it a try. You'd be surprised.
Sir.
r u gona pst stores y3t?
50640 Uh... probably not. You meant if I'm going to post stories, right? I might be good at coming up with ideas or a concept or a decent review, etc., but as far as actual story writing? Probably not going to happened.
50640 Like, I had this idea for a pony who's talent is pranks, who thinks she's unmatched. That is, until she comes across Pinkie and Rainbow. On their own, they don't have a chance against her jokes and jives, but together, they're a force to be reckoned with, and the prank pony takes this personally and starts a prank war against them, taking there antics seriously and going way over bored with her jokes and pranks near the end, proclaiming that her next and biggest prank will "Big and Loud!" and pretty much turning into a cackling, almost crazy villain near the end, completely wiping the floor against Pinkie and Rainbow in pranks for an entire arc of the story, pretty much for most of the third act. I got inspired by the song BIG and LOUD from Cats Don't Dance. I saw the last part of that song and thought "This would be a perfect scene for something... I got it!" But as writing it out... yeah, that's not going to happen.
50678
aww, y not?
50696 Because I can't write, I can't keep the characters consistent, I've never taken any kind of writing course, and I can't get the characters to act in character. They always sound like what I would say, not what they would say. I'm not a writer. I wish most fanfic authors would come to the realization I have. There would be a lot less shitty fanfic's on this site. And I don't like using the fanon personalities, either. Why are you asking me if I'm writing?
I'm just a bit curious.
50704
Because.
Every person has potential, you think derpy is just a lost cause, but she could be mayor of Canterlot if she tried.
You have the ability, remember you have fellow bronies to help you out.
I can hook you up with a group that loves helping fellow bronies with writing.
And the people that make shitiy stories are just people who are trying a story for the first time.
No big deal.
50876 I'll... consider it. Thanks for listening to me babel on a bit.
Just do what I do, take a video game, loosely fuse ponies onto it with cement glue, and WHAM! You have a horribly shitty story that was written to waste people's time. Don't use OCs, all pony OCs suck, any argument or statement made against my own is invalid just because.
Or you can write what appears to be a clopfic, drawing in the sick perverts, who feed off of that shit. A bit later into the story, drop all the steamy, wet sexual innuendo that is slowly building up and make it a straight forward story about some other shit. Succeed at this and you will find yourself either a load of thumbs up or downs, and comments about how hilariously trolly it is.
My stories just suck ass on purpose, don't take advice from me, and I'm only hear because you commented with that moderately sized picture...
50644
I'm not shit of a writer, but I came up with 2 halfway decent stories, and I didn't give my best on either of them. I am working on 2 serious stories that i'm actually trying on, and i'm sure they'll turn out good. Just give it a try. You'd be surprised.