Story updates and omegle.

Hello there, it's been a while, grab a drink, sit down and relax..stop relaxing.

So, I've been slightly bust with personal stuff but I've made some progress on "A Cold World" which I'm putting time and effort in to prevent the main character from becoming Goku from Dragonball, Dragonball Z and Dragonball Gt....which pretty much means he solves everybody's problems for them...it's going pretty well.

My other "story" "Macintosh in the ring" will not be updated due to the fact it was a pile of crap wrote when I was tired and lacking proper motor functions.....explains a lot but due to me not liking to take things down without reason...it's staying up.

I now give you, High class gentleman on Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
You have to kill one person in the world who is it?
Stranger: Beaver.
Stranger: Justin. Beaver.
You: Hmm, I do say, what an odd question.
Stranger: Or someone from the Twilight cast.
Stranger: Or my aunt.
Stranger: Possibly my aunt.
You: I will kill Sir Winfred Puttingham.
Stranger: lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Oh no! The person your connected to just ate your LAST cookie!
You: ....
You: YOU!
Stranger: umadbro
Stranger: ololololol
You: VERY MUCH SO, THANK YOU FOR ASKING!
Stranger: WELL JOLLY GOOD
You: Why I outta......eat your biscuits.
You: In fact, I shall.
Stranger: I outta eat your mothers biscuitS
Stranger: In fact, I shall
You: Ahaha, she is a higher class woman that has gone moldy.
You: So the joke is on you good sir.
You: I do say, your biscuits are quite exquisite, what are they?
Stranger: It appears you have "served" me. Jolly good sir!
You: Hmm, yes.
Stranger: What a fine evening it is, isn't it?
You: Indeed

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
17 year old guy from england. Horny, looking for a horny girl with kik, add me D3AN0 with a zero
Stranger: No...
You: Hmm, good sir.
Stranger: Have a sandwich instead. They're delicious
You: I do request you "Get a life" as the youngsters say.
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: Youngsters?
Stranger: How old are you?
You: I do hate these scoundrels advertising themselves over the world wide web.
Stranger: Or are you, quite possibly, a dignified youngster yourself
You: They do lower the standerd so.
Stranger: Indeed, I agree wholeheartedly
You: Yes, we high class gentlemen must stick together.
Stranger: Of course. We must vanquish the low lifes of the earth
Stranger: The "swags" and the "yolos"
Stranger: Their very names cause me to shudder
You: Indeed, I've had enough of these scum begging for a two pence on every corner.
Stranger: I have also had quite enough
You: And their "Justin Bieber"
Stranger: Oh lord! Must you say the name?
You: I do apologise, I lost myself for a moment there.
Stranger: It is quite alright. Mistakes are indeed excusable
You: Quite so.
Stranger: Unfortunately, I must take my leave
You: As do I.
Stranger: I have gentlemanly orders to take care off
You: I have commoners to scold.
Stranger: Farewell, kind sir
You: Good day to you good sir.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.