two cents on, WORST, PARODY, EVER! · 3:58pm Mar 19th, 2013
(Normally, i gave a "Hello, I'm Storiesatrandom, i remember it, so you don't have too.).
(angry sighs.)
While i do enjoy Disney's movies, i have the same amount of respect for dreamworks. I do not believe the steriotype that they rip-off disney, because of some of their movies surpassed some of their attempts, like that of "Madagascar" vs. "The Wild", "Bugs Life" Vs "Antz", and other accusations! first the beloved Walt Disney accused of possable anti-jewisum, now dreamworks being insulted as a PIXAR clone?! Pixar and Dreamworks may both have simular looking CGI, but that DOES not mean they're the same! That's like, accusing Pixelbrains for ripping off Game Grumps Or Pewdiepie! Pixar is about light-hearted drama with fun mixed it, Dreamworks is arguealy gentler-hearted dramtic-comedies! it's the stories of their movies that disproves any rumors that dreamworks rips off disney!
in fact, one of my most faverite movies of the dreamwoks line, is Kung Fu Panda.
I liked the original and the sequil in that line-up! why? Because not only did it redeem the movie careers of Jack Black and Gary Oldman (as famous exsamples) but those films had fun stoires, great characters, a well thought out world, perfectly placed jokes, and it has a TV series to boot! (the show is ok, but alittle be of an aprendtise under the movie's wings). It's a well-put togather story of the most unlikeliest guy in the world becoming a kung fu master and protacting China from very evil threats. But, sadly much like the Ying and the Yang,
for every good film (or films) it always HAD to have a very bad rip-off! and sadly, Kung Fu Panda is a victim of that! it has the displeasure that there exsit.........
THIS!!!
MY GOD! Not only it rips off every OBVIOUS esspect of a much better film, it also insults it! somehow, the very voice acter for the Rhino warden ends up voicing the villain, who is a PANDA! oh sure, insult the very thing your paroding! also, the main hero is a joke, in terms that he's pathic. I mean, Po wasn't exsactly masterful at his first tries, but at least HE was fun, this moron, god! this film also has a cat furry, i mean, theres a reason why Dreamworks didn't gave Tigress boobs! it's so it can avoid becoming a furry fest! and i have doubts even THEY WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS MOVIE?! the worse offender, theirs a sensi Monkey LITTERALY CALLED MASTER SHIFU?! DREAMWORKS, YOUR HONOR IS INSULTED! SEEK JUSTISE NOW?! And to top it off, it's animation is not even worthy of being a rip-off! it also stolen obvious jokes from the film, elements from the plot, as well as it's own, stupid, poorly written humor! bottom line, this film is dumb, it's a dishonor to even the most dispicable of parodies or the idea in general, and it just sucks! Dreamworks better sue! i rarely consider anything bad, but, it's one thing to fall short on your own originally because of a judgemental crowd or because of poor defuliment or even time constrancts, but to fall short because of copying a better film's idea, well, you deserve my words of enternal shame, Rabbit! I hope Po comes and wuxi finger EVERY single character hear! and i am sure the dreakworks characters would be thankful of his services.
I'm storiesatrandom, i remembered it so you don't have to, and please, avoid this rip-off like the bibonic plauge or cancer!