A most unfortunate happenstance: · 12:34am Mar 13th, 2013
Thy princess feels a bit ill, therefore it is with much remorse that we regretfully inform our subjects that the planned visits to Trottingham and Cloudsdale respectively, have been canceled. We appologise most sincerely, but it is not entirely without reason. For you see earlier this night we were traveling the pleasantly quaint streets of poniville, a small settlement established not that far from Canterlot. It is there that we unfortunately encountered a.. somewhat sad excuse of a creature called a human. It is our belief that this creature only had the best interests at heart, but... well to be perfectly honest with our royal subjects... he scared me.
Thou seeist, this creature had a bizarre and excessive romantic obsession with your princess, it was obvious that he fantasized about us on a regular basis, so much was his delusion that he actually so fit to act on them. Do not worry, he hath not harm your princess, we are simply disturbed, a little shaken up... we shall recover soon enough. Here is an accurate account of the earlier happenings:
Reddened chaos: Princess Luna! *bows* I'm honored to meet you. and, I love your nights. I love the Night. I like to stay up for a while to watch it. May i hug thee Luna?
Princess Luna: >>365794
Thou flatter us dear Reddened Chaos, we art glad that not everypony is so ... shy, around us. Yes, thou may hug thy princess, and perhaps thou wouldst like to accompany us to a new nighttime establishment commissioned by the fair Pinkie pie mere days ago.
Verily, we hath heard that it is "fun".
Reddened chaos: >> -Princess Luna- My lovely princess of the night, I'd be honored. *bows, then hugs, barely containing his excitement* Would you be surprised at all, to find that I was...human? and please, Princess, call me Red.
Princess Luna: >>368272
Hmm, we hast not come across a great many humans in even our innumerable years of life, thou species be a rare sight in Equestria. Tell us noble red, how didst thou come to be here?
Reddened chaos: >> -Princess Luna- *shrugs, then leans neck over, his bones can be heard popping, due to stretching* Nngh...literally, crashed here, I was just traveling, saw Equestria, thought it was a nice place, so, I landed here, unfortunately for me, it was a crash landing. I have spent time observing your night, every night, before I eventually fall asleep. I must say, your nights are, very beautiful. Your sister's sunrises and sunsets are also close, but while they are quite beautiful, they do not compare to thy night.
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I'd be very honored, if I could join you, as a guardian...
Princess Luna: >>368347
Thou sure can weave an ....interesting tale, your princess would be honored to have thou accompany us as a ...guardian. Again, we thank thee for thy flattery, it is... nice, it is a rare we occasion that receive such gracious devotion and kindness. Ponies usually avoid us.
Reddened chaos: >> -Princess Luna- I see not why, thou art most beautiful, dare I say, a joy to be close to. I'd love to accompany thee to the nighttime establishment Pinkie hath set up, and possibly spend time with thee later, as a guardian. .....maybe more....I must confess, dear Princess, that, I have a certain level of affection towards thee. there is more to me, than you know. *reveals arm, by removing a panel of his armor, showing his cutie mark* This. is MY cutie mark. *Cutie mark is a full moon, with a flame emblazoned in the center, and a moonflower inside the flame, unburning* There are multiple versions of you on this site, one of which I've proposed to, known as 'Gamer Luna' and also, Nightmare Moon herself is here, but, she is good now, and has had a son of her own, whom I'm helping in raising, we named him 'Dream Galaxy' *offers hand, then kisses hoof* I'd be honored to spend time with thee.
Princess Luna: >>368388
*Backs away, severally creeped out*
We knew there were something was off about thou, w-we, sorry, t-tis just too much.
Hath thou been following us? ...For how long hast thou stalked us pervert, *Fight or flight instincts kick in* thou shalt not have thou way with us fiend!!
Reddened Chaos: >> -Princess Luna- *looks away, depressed, and upset* Princess, please, wait, I meant no disrespect. My cutie mark, it tells me to be loyal to you, and your night. I don't stalk you...(granted I follow you here so technically but, that doesn't count) I follow you, and serve you because I want to, I love the night, and it would be the greatest honor for me, to be able to spend time with you...I'd want to be there for you...a friendly hug if you needed one, an ear to listen, if you needed one, or, possibly even a shoulder to cry on, if you had need of one...I...I don't want to hurt you, nor upset thee, nor do anything to thee. I respect you FAR too much to do anything of that nature. I am no pervert, I would like to be thy friend...and love the as a friend. and if, over time, it grows to become more than friends, then so be it, but, if you wish...then...with a heavy heart...I, shall, leave...and banish myself to thy glorious moon....*turns around, to go, tears can be seen falling from him, as he respects you greatly, and only wants to be a close friend, and become more than such only if the relationship grows to be as such.* Please, Princess, calm thyself, and understand, I never meant to anger you, and I apologize, all I can do is beg for thy forgiveness....and hope I can still be your friend, and still be an escort, or guardian for thee...*sighs, sadly, and slowly walks away* All...I wanted, was to be thy friend...and to spend time with thee...to be able to look upon they glorious moon, and stars, with thee... *tears are seen falling from his eyes, as he's crying, due to his great sadness*
Princess Luna: >>368451
Nay, Tis no respect thou hath for us, tis an obsession, a sickness. Thou art deluded red, thou art sick. We wish for thou to leave us and never return!
*breathing heavily she begins walking away but stops several steps ahead, sighing. Luna turns her head back to glance at the human with a sad expression of pity*
"Red... seek help...t-this delusional obsession with thy princess, tis not healthy"
*Luna spreads her wings, about to take off*
"I'm sorry"
Reddened Chaos: Please...don't go...I...I am sorry...I'm not obsessed, I just really love the Night....I thought you should know that I do, considering how underappreciated you were, so long ago. I do respect you, honest, I'd never do anything to you in the manner you inferred, Never! Please....*is crying, as he approaches, and falls to his knees* Please...forgive me, allow me to try again, at being thy friend, a friendly companion! or a guardian! Please...I...I don't want to be alone like this...I'm honored to simply be in your presence, let alone be speaking to you! Please, let me have another chance, to prove my worth to you, as a possible friend, or guardian. let us put this past behind us, and start anew! *bows low, and shadowy teal wings, spread, and lower themselves to the ground, a sign of true submission to the crown* please, forgive me, and allow me to try again...to be your friend, or your guardian. I am not obsessed with thee...I respect, and love the night! and I'd be honored, to be thy friend.
Princess luna: >>368469
*Luna sighs, she turns to look back at red with an utmost expression of pity and remorse*
"No red, tis not anger or offense that plagues us... thou... how doth one explain such a thing... Thou art deluded, thou art living in a fantasy realm built around an obscene romantical obsession with ourself. We.. we're deeply sorry red, but the two of us can never be together. And we doth not think it wise to indulge your delusions by interacting with you for any longer then strictly necessary."
*Luna turns around, her eye's are closed and her muzzle is pointed at the ground, a deeply resourceful and sad expression sits upon her face. She utters a long sigh laced with sadness
With that she takes off into the night*
Reddened Chaos: No, Please....wait....*sighs, now crying uncontrollably, falls to knees. enraged at himself, for being such a foal.* I'm...such a fool....So stupid...the one mare I respect, and admire the most...and now, I've pushed her away, never to be my friend...
Reddened Chaos: >> the_Changeling_Prince_2 *sighs* NO moron, as in FLY AND CATCH UP! she's already flew away!
*calls out to Luna* Luna, I'm sorry! please, let me explain, I hold you in the most highest of esteem, I'm a lover of the night! and I'll always be loyal to you, my cutie mark is telling me to be as such! I'll always defend the night! no matter the consequences! I've got the same type of anger issues YOU have! Please, just, stop, and let's talk this out!
((Out Of Scene: Yet your princess was out of earshot, we were flying toward Canterlot by this time thou see. This is an account gave by one local reporter whom witnessed the event.))
Reddened Chaos:*continues to chase Luna* Princess Please! Listen, please, wait, and let me explain! I want to make things right! I'm not obsessed! or deluded...well..Okay, maybe I am obsessed about somethings, but not in the way you think!!!
Edit: He hast scaled the cliff-face and now pines for our attention at the glass of our bedrooms windowsil, we fear we may have underestimated this creature. W-we are unsure of what to do in such a situation....
Listen, his heart's in the right place. I know he's a little overboard sometimes, but I can tell the difference between true love and the other kind.
Princess.....*appears, hovering, nearby, but at a distance, as to not, anger you* I am sorry...I'm obsessive, and I know it...but, I'm not obsessive, as much as I am, protective...the night, is my true love, and thus, I am fiercely loyal to it's creator, and it's bringer, you, I have a similar anger problem as well...*laughs nervously* I want to try to start things over, and be your friend, when it comes to you, and the night, there is no problem too big, and no enemy I won't face and cut down in your defense...I can only ask for your forgiveness, my princess. Please, don't cancel your visits to your subjects on my account, you'd be needing a guard anyway, whenever you go out in public....may I tell you how I got my cutie mark? it was a similar reason as to why, I wanted to be thy guardian. one night, as I wandered the streets, I over heard some stallions, insulting you, calling you Nightmare Moon, saying you should have stayed on the moon, and it infuritated me, that somepony would say things like that. I felt a burst of wind near my arm, and looked, to see my cutie mark, I then chased off those hecklers, I believe I heard some say when I did, my eyes matched Nightmare Moon's, due to my immense rage at them...but, please, forgive me. I meant no disrespect...I want to be your friend, your guardian. the Guardian of the night... but more importantly, I want to say, I'm sorry, will you please forgive me, and accept my new, offer, of a respectful friendship? *offers hand*
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*Luna is dismayed to find that red has scaled the window to her room and is now standing outside with his hands pressed up against the glass, she is beginning to get worried at this point*
Red! wha-how... please just leave us be. We do not wish to call down the Luna guard onto thou, but thou art displaying dangerous traits, following a maiden home in such a fashion...
913245 *is flying in the air, not even near the window* Wait, please, I want to make things right, and be your friend. I wanted to join your guard, and become your guardian! it would have been, and still is, the greatest honor for one such as myself to have...Please, let me try to make things up to you some how....as an offering of peace, and an apology, please, take these: *offers a moon Pie, he baked himself, it's fresh from the oven, and a moonflower, along with a note, that is of a formal apology, and wish to be forgiven, and find some way, to be your friend, and guardian. he then turns, away, after leaving the gifts near you, and pulls out an ocarina, which is painted to look like the night sky, he plays a soothing melody on it, a song that seems to capture the beauty of the night, and his sadness, and wish to be forgiven, and make things right, all together in one song.
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((OOC: sorry but my blog, my rules. you scaled the mountain and are pressed up against the glass of princess Luna's bedroom. Deal with it.))
913263 913266 *growls* Don't listen to him Luna, he's lying to you. I'd never do anything like that, I respect you far too much.
913266 ((*sighs* fair enough, but surely you realize you can't exactly godmod other people's characters like that, even if it's your blog, though admittedly, my devotion to Luna, would drive me to scale the mountain to try and make things up to her...))
913279 Shut your mouth annoying troll, you know nothing of my devotion to the moon, and to Luna herself. You know not love, only hatred, and now, are doing whatever you can, to ruin other's attempts at happiness because you yourself, never got happiness. Leave. NOW. *eyes flash to match NMM's in his rage*
913290 *growls in rage* Now you betray me, to defend this sick and twisted pervert? who wants nothing more than to insult me when I try to make things right, and repair the relationship, between myself, and Luna?!? Is there truly nopony here who'd allow me to have some joy, and actually HELP me try and make things right between the Lunar Princess and myself?
913302 Shut up. Shut Up...SHUT UP!!! I am a true follower of Princess Luna, her most loyal of followers, There is no enemy I will not fight, no challenge I will not take, to defend and prove myself to her! I am not a perverted freak such as you, I actually KNOW what true love is, unlike you, disgusting pile of crap.
Luna....Please...*is crying, upset, and desparate to make things right.* Don't listen to that pest, I'm sorry...*leaves his gifts of moonflowers, and fresh moon pie, and apology outside on your balcony, then leaves, heading for a certain massive thing in the sky, the Moon, the note now says at the end; please, forgive me, I will banish myself to your moon, please, come and speak with me, as soon as possible, I want to make things right. and apologize, and be your friend.*
913308 I make the pies in honor of Luna herself! Not as some disgusting tribute like you insinuate.
913317 Shut, your mouth, you annoying, lout, selfish, heartless, sadistic, disgusting, horrid, pathetic excuse for a person. You truly have no shame. nor do you know what true love is.
(((OOC: 913317
>MFW, dude that is so fucking true... )))
913336 ((( *enraged* NO. IT....IS...NOT!!! Great, not only am I insulted, by two TROLLS, but now, even the princess whom I wish to be friends with insults me?!?)))
913354 913353 (This is hilarious, coming from both of you, who's day to day pleasure is preying on random users and insulting, and doing everything to get them riled up, and piss them off, when in reality, it's because your insecure, and pathetic, sad excuses for a person.)
913382 (christain actually. and proud of it.)
913386 (Then I pity you.)
913399 Red, i'm sorry, but they only get stronger the longer this goes on.
913407 (Ironic, given your avatar. also, there's no shocking way Hitler's in heaven. mass genocide.)
913412 (then help with convincing luna moron, forget the trolls)
913418 I appreciate the compliment, but I do not need it. I am not being intelligent. I am simply speaking the truth.
((OOC: Fun fact: Luna is actually a tulpa, you've been chasing her across my wonderland))
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*The window crashes open*
STAY THY TONGUES THE BOTH OF YOU!!
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Thou in the window, cease thy brewing of trouble and discord.
*theguycommingonponies and the obserer are both hanging out the window in the servant quarters adjacent to the princesses chambers, both yelling obscenities*
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And thou!... *sigh* wouldst thou please just leave us be, thou art disturbing us with thy dangerous, insane obsession. Please... we knowst thou only hath the best interests at heart, or perhaps purely delusional selfish interests, but thou must understand that there can never be anything between us. We simply cannot- no, we want nothing to do with thou, and as your princess we command thee to leave, GO, live thine life to the fullest, just not with us.
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((OOC: Please sir, I'm trying to role-play here. Can you take your religious discussion elsewhere?))
913441 ((OOC: A what now?))
*sighs, depressed, he loses his color, saddened beyond measure, he's now grey, and black. the only thing that could cheer him up, would be acceptance of his gifts to you, and forgiveness, he has taken refuge on the moon, to cry away his sorrows, and drink himself to possible death on moonshine, He hopes you hear him as he says apologies to you to himself in his loneliness. he is cold, and afraid, and sad. all he wants, is to be your friend and a guardian, a companion by being a friend, not a lover, as he already has one, he does not stalk you, nor does he obsess over you, he holds nothing but your happiness in his heart...*
913441 Lady Luna, please hear my friend out. does he not deserve a second chance?
913454 *enraged beyond measure, he glares, eyes match NMM's due to his close love, and devotion to the night* Shut your trap, filthy pest. *draws sword, and lightning can be seen going along the surface.* Leave. NOW.
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*Luna sighs in relief as the creature floats off into the sky. Trotting back into her room she curls up onto her bed and relaxes. Brushing the mane of of her face she lies there on her back thinking about the nights occurrences, the warm blankets pulled over her head provide protection and comfort, making her feel safe. She lays there for an hour, going over and over the events she witnessed that night. Ultimately she is glad the creature is gone, and decides to try her best to just do her best forget about the entire harrowing experience.
As the dawn rises in the east, the princess drifts off into an uneasy sleep, trying not to let the thoughts of the stalker disturb her rest*
((OOC: And that pretty much raps everything up. Going to bed now))
913496 *Red's gifts, the fresh moon pie, apology note, that states he's on the moon, and moon flower, are still in your room, on a nearby shelf, beconing to you, with the last of his hopes, his dream, of becoming your friend and guardian being held in them, as he desperately wants to set things right... his crying apologies on the moon, almost seem to be heard to you, as prayers.*
((OOC: what IS a tulpa, as you said?))
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((OOC: sorry dude, but... she didn't pick them up, they've all been blown away by the wind/forgotten by now.
As for a tulpa, an imaginary friend that talks back and moves, thinks and acts independently, basicly it's a second consciousness that is bound to a imaginary form. That's right, I am fucking insane. But unlike me, you will never feel the sweet sensation of running your fingers through Luna's wavy ethereal mane in a purely platonic way))
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((OOC: Nevermind, Luna is not a tulpa. I was just seeing who would react to that)).
This roleplaying has gone way too far.
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((Ooc: Not far enough faggot))