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Mr AJ


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  • 537 weeks
    My apologies

    Between work, a death in the family, my general laziness, and lack of an ability to access this account from other devices, I have severely neglected finishing my story. This is unacceptable. I mean to finish it if it's the last thing I do. So, yeah. I'm back.

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  • 563 weeks
    Face, meet desk. Desk, face. (now kiss...)

    Is it just me, or is anyone else a little weirded out by this? There's a reason we don't have

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  • 564 weeks
    So, I found something.

    Yesterday I found a small kitten. I waited around for several hours to see if its mother returned but she did not. I couldn't just leave it there crying and squeaking like it was, so i brought it home with me. It appears to be only a few days old. It is a tabby with a white belly and socks. I'm just not sure what to call it yet. (not even sure if it's male or female yet.)

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  • 564 weeks
    Easily Amused.

    My friend and I are way too easily amused. We found a rubber frog and a drill at the assembler's work bench yesterday, and decided to see what would happen when we combined the two. I just wish I'd recorded the first time he did it. He held it too close and it slapped him in the face a few times.

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  • 580 weeks
    Swing You Sinners

    Because I haven't had my fill of WTF today. (Aside from suicidal filing cabinets, lazy co-workers, and shop lifters going up trees, that is.)

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Mar
11th
2013

Smile Smile.....Smile? · 2:47pm Mar 11th, 2013

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' hoes call me Pinkie Pie (Hello!)
And I be here ta say (How tha fuck ya doin'?)
I be gonna make you smile
And I will brighten up yo' day
It don't matter now (Whatz good?)
If yo ass is fucked up or blue (Howdy!)
Cuz cheerin up mah playas
Is just what tha fuck Pinkiez here ta do!
Cuz I gots a straight-up boner fo' ta make you smile, smile, smile!
Yes I do!
It fills mah ass wit sunshine all tha while!
Yes it do!

Cuz all I straight-up needz a smile, smile, smile
From these aiiight playaz of mine!
I'd like ta peep you grin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Bangin!)
I'd ludd ta peep you beam. (Rock on!)
Da cornerz of yo' grill turned up
is always Pinkiez dream. (Hoof-bump!)
But if yo ass is kind of worried,
And yo' grill has done cooked up a gangbangin' frown,
I be bout ta work real hard n' do mah best
To turn dat fucked up frown upside down!
Cuz I gots a straight-up boner fo' ta make you grin, grin, grin!
Yes I do!
Bust it up from ear ta ear!
Let it begin!

Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin!
And ya feel me wit phat cheer!
It aint nuthin but legit some minutes is dark n' lonely.
And maybe you feel sad?
But Pinkie is ghon be there to,
Show you dat it aint dat bad!
There is one thang dat make me aiiight,
And make mah whole thuglife worthwhile!
And thatz when I rap ta mah playaz n' git dem ta smile!
I straight-up be so aiiight
Yo Crazy-Ass smile fills me wit glee.
I give a smile, I git a smile
And thatz so special ta mah dirty ass.
Cuz I gots a straight-up boner fo' ta peep you beam, beam, beam!
Yes I do!
Tell me what tha fuck mo' can I say ta make you see,
That I do!?
It make me aiiight when you beam, beam, beam!
Yes it always make mah day!


| Come on everypony
Smile, smile, smile!
Fill mah ass up wit sunshine,
Sunshine!
All I straight-up needz a smile, smile, smile!
From these aiiight playaz of mine biaaatch! (x2) |
Yes tha slick gift fo' me biaaatch! (Come on everypony, smile, smile, smile)
Is a smile as wide as a mile biaaatch! (Fill mah ass up wit sunshine, sunshine)
To make me aiiight as can be biaaatch! (All I straight-up needz a smile, smile, smile from these aiiight playa of-)
Smile!
Smile!
Smile!
Smile!
Smile!
Come on n' Smile!
Come on n' Smile!
Gizoogle is best google.

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Comments ( 2 )

Y u do thees to mah laughbox ;_;

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