review on, a very strange Anime Sonic movie.

Hello, i am Storiesatrandom, i remember it, so you don't have too. how many of you can say about Sonic the Hedgehog?
Back in the very early and pioniring days of gaming before we began to give a shit for things like plot, 3D graphics, challnage, ect., we have no problem with games that are just oftenly simple. Games that came out during those days, like the famous Mario, thrived. eventally, later games came into exsitence like Sonic. in the days of game counles like Genisis, Sonic very well thrived, because, well, no one cared how stupidly simple the old games plots were. It's just him running around in fast speeds, smashing Animal robots, and fighting a fat mad genius who is pitifully easily over-come that puts him on par with Bowser, and yet manages to be a well familier villain, if though not one to be taken the most seriously. I mean honestly, alot of those robots look like rejected Chuck E. Cheese animontronics. However, as the days go by, people began to actselly give a crud about plot. So video games involved into, basicly, interactive movies. while classic francises like Mario manage to evolve into this well, as well as this "Plot in video games" imspired some of the well known games in our generation, it also had.... downfalls. and poor Sonic, he ended up being one of those classic francises to not do all that well. in his modern games, he fell victim to Power Ranger-like Monster of the week gimics, characters that are either good, ok, or, well, you know, not likeable at all, (Looking at you Silver, you tragic mess.) and plots for such games are tragicly often, hit and miss. cause of this, there are ALOT of parodies that critics the direction the once legendary mutant hedgehog is heading. It helps VERY little he tried his hands in having TV shows. the Nostagla Critic criticised one of them called "The Adventures of Sonic the hedgehog" and hated it, but loved another simular show called Sonic SATAM that he liked more. Me? Well, i know little of that show aside from him, so i am not able to grant a full honest opinion. Sonic's adventures on the other hand, i can understand where he was going with it. to get what it is, here's the review from him truely.

Anyway, back to business. they are other shows like Sonic underground and an extremely disliked Sonic Anime show from 4kids. it's obvious that based on this, Sonic has a mixed rep in TV. well that's not to Say that Mario, aside of having a perfect game record, is without his fair share of a poor transition in other forms of media. Again, the Nostaglia Critic bad mouth one of the TV shows of Mario i didn't know was real and the imfamous mess the Super Mario Brothers movie. it seemed unlikely that because of the humiliating failure of the Mario movie, it's likely there won't be a sonic movie, and it helps little that other games like Mortal Kombat have their bad luck in the blockbuster business as well. WOW WAS I WRONG! that was when i eventally discovered, Sonic the Hedgehog; The Movie.

This movie is obviously very obscured to even the most logical Sonic fan, and with reason, the voice acting is, on the skale pointing to near painful, it doesn't look loyal to sonic canon, and not just modernly, it wasn't even very loyal to the older games it based on. the animation is on more to the side of the more wacky anime, like that of Pokemon

and Digimon

but in this movie, it feels more awkword wacky as suppose to fun wacky, and it's sense of logic is, WAY out there was well. It's not very well explained in terms of the motives of the characters and the world their in, and the plot, oh god, it's a mess. does that make it bad? well, tecnecly no. it just makes it look awkword and alienated from the sonic francise. if you can look over the strangeness and flaws, it can be a somewhat ok film, provided if you can do it. so, let's not be too slow, let's take a look at, Sonic the movie.

we litteraly start with an exblowtion as we see the company behind this is appearently ADV films. I don't think i'm familier with their work. But hey, at least this means 4kids has nothing to do with this.

we then see the sega logo, but with the "SEGA" chant. i wonder if they made alot mistakes in the production of that.

Ok, you got me, that's obviously a dorkly bit video, but you get my drift.

we see the strangest imagey ever until- OH WAIT A MINUTE?! WE'RE STILL ON THE LOGOS?! HOW MANY COMPANIES ARE BEHIND THIS THING?! (Ahem), moving on.

Finally the film starts in a laboratory were we see the second most iconic villain in the francise, Metal Sonic, though pitafully rarely seen. seriously, Dr. Eggman (and/or sometimes refered to as Robotnick), a barely serious threat gets to be in alot of games, but an actselly imtimidating foe is rarely seen? I mean, since Sonic is all about trashing robots it would've made sense if Metal Sonic is the main foe, and that Eggman is just there to be the sidekick! but i am not Sega, just an opinionated person.

anyway, we see that it's most assuringly the latest attempt by The mad genius himself, as we see the title in a sad attempt to look it it's 3D. yeah, the critic said it best when he reviewed JAWS 3D that doing that doesn't work!

anyway, after the title, we then see another ploblem with this film, this surreal owl character that looks like a retarded chef cousin of the owl from those Disney sing-along flicks.

after that, we then cut to... Knuckles' flouting island? i thought he would live in cities as stated by some of the more Modern Sonic games, though not determin what city he lives in. we suddenly cut to what looks like a rejected setch art for Jurassic park 2, as we then hear-

???: "SONIC!"

Ow! it feels like my ear drums got spanked!
alcourse, it's Tails!

Tails appearently has a VERY annoying voice in this movie! i mean, i know in canon that Tails is suppose to be a kid, but he sounded better in the modern Sonic games, heck, even the parody voices for him sounded better then this! Sonic, he sounds like a nasal wise-guy in this, he actselly sounds better in the modern games as well, reguardless of most of them being voiced by this celebary not alot of people liked frankly, but at least he doesn't sound nasaly.

As Sonic plays some tunes on the radio, Tails then proseeds to to play on his rocket powered buggie board.

......

yes, i can't believe i just said that as well. pinkie pie makes sense in compairison!

we get a few poorly placed in "Beach-goer gets wet" jokes as we then see that the owl is having ship troubles! Sonic in his undertandingly discomfort wants nothing to do with that un-named character, unless you count "Old man" as a name. Tails wanted to help, but, Sonic surprisingly wants nothing to do with him. Yeah, there's plenty of dumb characters you saved before that you had NO problem helping in the past, namely Amy Rose and Princess Elise, and yet a retarded owl is where you crossed the line?
Tails alone goes out to rescue the owl, who i guess is called "Old Man" after all, and through some reused animaton, He was about to do it until they see their about to hit a wall!

Sonic remembers he's suppose to be a hero, NOT an asshole, and saves them for total destruction!

after being snapped out of his annoying but strangely kinda sounds like Peter Griffin crying, the Owl explains to Sonic that the president needs him, and then Sonic and Tails enbarked on the adventure and NOT bring the Owl along thank god.

we came into...... MORE FLOUTING ISLANDS?
I honestly do not know what is going on with this world! there was no prior legend how it came to be like this, we were just thrown into it! and secondly the buildings here are surreal as hell! some of the structures don't even look realistic or sound! we then the only realistic building the historic white-house as we meet the president-
EGGMAN?!

You mean, all this time, throughout the Sonic series, they being fighting the president of..... strange, flouty island land?! that's more crazy then Action Leage Now having a main villain litteraly called, the Mayor!

false alarm! the real president who isn't Barak Obama but, a fat elf guy in russin ruler clothing and his bitchy cat-woman daughter!

What does Eggman want? believe or not, help. Why? his home was supposingly took over by an evil force called Meta Robotnik, and that this rouge machince damaged the robot generater that if not dealt with, could destroy the world. No one takes him seriously.

Yeah, i don't blame them, the 2012 apololise and Y2K turned out to be flukes as well.

reguardless, the president begs Sonic to help Robotnik, reguardless of him clearly thinking that it may be a trap. after more persayion, he goes out of his way to do so. Eggman gives out a watch that'll help them find "Robottropbulis" and they go on their way.

the two talked about Eggman being trustworthy or not, as the forementioned is seen, playing video games with the braty bitch. and wow, she rages out more then Ron from Pixelbrains.

we get a pointless scene of them still flying, then go back to Eggman and that brat arguing on video games again, then we get a forewarning in the most unsuble way about our plot.

we go back to Sonic and Tails again, as they finally found the enterence to the land of darkness and survived a crash landing! they proseed to travel forth and surpass through the camios of Eggman's animal robot minions. eventally, after going through that strange warp tunnel scene they found.........

Old New York in Futurerama?

yeah, i am not fond of the comcet of worlds that exsit should humanity be wiped out. if i hated it in "Adventure Time" with Fin and Jake, i will not be fond of it here.

they go about their way, but then-

BOOM!

Wouldn't you know it? here comes none other, the Meta Robotnik. and admitingly, he looks pretty badass. but that goes away when Sonic and Tails mocks around him making him look stupid.

After seeing he can't be physically harmed (by them at least), they deside to get a move on and try to lose this macanial menace.

As they do so, Meta Robotnik revels- WHAT THE FUCK?!

WINGS ON A ROBOT?!

You cannot be serious. he has wings? If he was a demon, that's understandable, but on a robot?! Robots have jetpacks, not wings! airplane wings, maybe, but those are like gargoyale wings!

they run from the misfited abomination as they go through..... MINDFUCK!

they try to dupe Meta Robotnik, and.......it fucked up. as Meta Robotnik..... Starts to poop on them. what is he, the Great Mighty Poo?

the Robo poop snags Tails leaving him to tango with Meta Robotnik, as we then see..... Knuckles?! shouldn't he be protacting the Master Emberld if Sonic canon sevres me well? and he's wearing a hat?

After Sonic gets nearly defeated, Knuckles comes forth to stop the robotic monstresity from harming Sonic and Tails, and after a brief struggle, defeats the menace for good. afterwords, we then see all this is most certainly a ruse by Eggman, for he was the pilot of that monstresity, but for what reason? you'll see.

oh and get this, Knuckles is a treasure hunter appearently, and what does that make Rouge? just a surprisingly hot flying mouse? though that is not an off statement.

Knuckles desides to join Sonic and Tails to go forth and stop the generater from destroying the world, then they find the main base at last, and avoid the most evil security force ever........... ROBOTIC SNAILS?!

Knuckles offers to fight of the Robo Snails as they finally reach the generator! only to be prevented by the most clever of traps: TREDMILS!

Tails remembers that thanks to his unusual birth defect of having an extra tail, he flies over to the switch, but can't pull it down!
But Sonic was able to stop and generator and destroy it!
but they unknowingly are now about to face their greatest foe yet: Metal Sonic! who was born in the same way Nuclear Man from the bad Superman movie was born, but at least without the nonsense of him already wearing clothes. though Robots are naked automaticly because thety don't sexually reproduce, there for no sex organs, so it's not bad if a machine is naked.
Eggman eventally shows up and revils that it was all a lie all this time!

Eggman explains that it was a trap to get Sonic to be scanned and to make Metal Sonic to be like him, but there is obvious differences, the obvious one is the red eyes, and the theres the fact that IT'S A FUCKING ROBOT?!

Eggman plans to use Metal Sonic to basicly, destroy sonic, and basicly, Take over the world in a tecnecal sense.

Now Sonic and Metal Sonic began to fight, in a strange way that somehow rips off the Dragon Ball series. for a good while later, Sonic got his ass kicked to the cerve, and may look like he lost. Don't worry, main heroes don't die off that easily. reguardless, Eggman is happy as he malforms himself Anime sytile! wow that's a crazy fae for him!

Knuckles and Tails retreated back to their base, but we see Metal Sonic beat them to it! and it looks like he's gonna kill that owl!

after we see that Sonic is indeed alive, we suddenly cut to..... Choas city from Sonic 06? No, that's the city being destroyed by Metal Sonic... but it's dreadfully simular though.

The Un-named President does not like what he sees, neither to Tails and Knuckles, as they found the island destroyed. well, it's argueably the same, but with smoke drawn to it now.

Then Tails remembered that the owl was here and is, worried he might be dead. No, next to your voice, he's the most annoying thing in this movie, but at least he has limited appearences and does not come back in the later Sonic related stuff, thank god!

sadly, guess who still freaking alive!

but at least that, instead of killing him, Metal made him into a bigger joke then he is already!

after we discover that Eggman NOW has the hots for the bitchy cat lady, reguardless of being a fucking bitch to him, we see Tails is trying yo use Eggman'sown gift to them against him! oh nice one, Eggy, you unknowingly gave your worst enemies an advantage against your creation! there's also alot of junk about them being twins or some shit, as the president discovers the monster and demands answers from Tails and Knuckles!

after The Cat Bitch realises that Eggman wants to.... as Stewie would say,

she alcourse becomes a bitch over it,
as they explained that if Metal isn't stopped, he'll destroy the ice caps and destroy the world eviomentally.

Screw Global Warming and Manbearpig, Al gore needs to fear Metal Sonic!

Sonic heard everything and, against the wishes of his friends, goes out to seek out Metal Sonic.

at the NOT the artic circle, we see Metal about to screw everyone over, but Sonic comes to challnage the metal nightmare once more. and the 2, duke it out. as Knuckles, Eggman, Princess Bitch, and Tails get dragged into this as well, as Sonic and Metal still fight it out! what a clash this is! Knuckles goes out to stop the lava, as Sonic is barely able to stand a few minutes more against Metal Sonic, but Tails was able to use the watch to mess with Metal Sonic's programing! but the President and that dumb Owl get caught in a crash and must now be saved! but Metal Sonic comes back to prevent from saving the President and the Owl. well, understandable, those 2 won't be seen again later in the series, so who gives a junk if they survived or not. But alcourse, Sonic smacked Metal Sonic RIGHT INTO THE PRESIDENT'S SHIP!?

Nice one, you just killed the President. Good job on the owl though.

but it turns out, SOMEHOW Metal Sonic was able to save the President and the Owl from death. well, logic is already non-exsitence so i won't complain.

But Metal gets hit on the head and into the Lava pit.

Sonic tries to save him, but is prevented by Knuckles. But Metal Refuses Sonic's help. Why?

Because it accepted that there can only be one sonic, and embraced it's destruction, to the surprisingly sad reaction from sonic.

i don't blame him, he is a much better villain then Eggman. though since this isn't canon to the games, Metal does return in Sonic Heroes i believe.

So the world is saved and they lived happly ever after.

and that's the movie.

It was an, interesting one, and weird. it's 50/50 of what i think of it. It's an interesting take on the world of Sonic, but i wished it was explained abit more or at least got better voice acters and alittle character defeliment wouldn't hurt. i mean, why is the land of darkness a destroyed New York city, why are there flouting islands, why is it populated by furries, elfs, cat ladies, fat mad geniuses and robots, and what's the story behind the characters NOT Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Metal Sonic and Eggman? it's not a perfect movie, but it's simply a fun one and i recimend you give it a watch sometimes, if you don't mind that it has more plot holes then swess cheese. There's also an even more wilder basterised verson i also must ask to take a look, it even takes making fun of this movie TEN TIMES MORE then how i did it.

I am Storiesatrandom, I remember it so you don't have too.