Mar
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Hmm... · 2:24am Mar 6th, 2013
Welp, I've began writing on mah stories, as I'm sure you've noticed, and I forgot just how much fun it was to write. But there's a tensy-wensy itty-bitty little problem:
I'm gettin' a baaaaad case of writers block.
SO, if someone could suggest something that can get me out of this little rut that I'm in, fiction-writingly speaking, I would appreciate it.
Oh, alcohol is off the table, for I am not of legal age.
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Step 1: grab some music.
Step 2: make it so that you can hear the music at a comfortable environment.
Step 3: choose a place, one where you can relax, and simply do nothing without being easily disturbed.
Step 4: listen to said music and stare at your ceiling until your inner demons come out to face you. At this point you must choose to either fight, or cower in fear, or simply lie there like a boss and not give a fuck. If you chose one of the first 2, repeat from step 1, if you choose the third option, continue on.
Step 5: let your inner demons explain to you everything you THINK is wrong with you.
Step 6: ignore them.
Step 7: they will get extremely unhappy and probably try to attack you, once again, you can choose one of the three options, or you can be a baller and enter a state of Nirvana, allowing you to enter your mental domain of awesomeness from which you can pull an idea of amazing levels of awesome, as well as get through any emotional pain you have had recently. This will give you access to your inner perfection, allowing you to do amazing things.
Step 8: Ask your inner perfection anything you wish to know about yourself, or where to go in life/ your work.
Step 9: continue step 8 until you are ready to leave your inner zen state.
Step 10: to leave inner zen state, ask it the meaning of life, it will laugh as you are engulfed in light, returned to the real world wiser and hopefully better. DO NOT, however, ask it if you should 'kick it in the front seat or kick it in the back seat'. You will end up getting yourself punched in the face, forever losing contact with your inner perfection.
Step 11: ???
Step 12: Profit!
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I feel like you just explained one of the drug trips on Far Cry 3.
I like it.
Tommarow, there's going to be some hardcore Skillet going on around here.
On second thought, fuck tommarow, that's happening right now.
And tommarow.
Thank you my friend.