IMPORTANT MUTHA FUCKAS! · 4:59am Mar 12th, 2012
At what point can yo-err..... someone that you know be legally considerd addicted to sex? It may be, um, important.......... It's uhhhh... for a friend! yeah, that's it, for a friend. <_< >_>
Um, yeah, so anyway, I would just like to share a really funny story with you all. Recently some christian missionaries were walking up my driveway. So I have my cousin hide behind my couch with a soundboard and then I answer the door. The first missionary says "Do you have god in your life son?" my response "Why yes I do have a god kind sir!" and upon hearing that my cousin plays the sound of a goat going Baaaahhhhhh! and then the sound of a knife slicing into something and then the sound of an animal crying in agony. The second missionary hands me a bible and they start to walk away wide eyed and disgusted. But before they're gone I take out a lighter, light the bible on fire, and throw it at them and yell "HAIL SATAN!". The burning bible lands in front of them and they take off running in terror. I almost suffucate from laughiing so hard.
So now you know how to take care of anoying missionaries. And if that dosn't work just answer the door naked! that worked one time to. So anyway hail Satan, star in a porno, shove a pencil up someone's urethra, and rape a platypuss. Mrhappyface out. P.S. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7yuNOtRTAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA did you record it? that would be funny to watch
30145 Sadly, no. I was going to but my video camera was dead.
30151 try to next time
there'll probably be a next time cause preists tend to be stubborn bastards 
lol
Where they jehovah's witnesses?
They are the only people who do the door knocking now.
Us catholics stopped that years ago.
Also if you tell a jehovah's witness that your Catholic it has the same effect, probally something to do with the whole 'burning them for been wrong' thing.
Good day.
Jehovah witness ownage! I go to a baptist church, but this was HILARIOUS! (Yeah, I hate jehovah witness too)