What button did i just press? · 11:18am Mar 10th, 2012
-Oh my, this is quite a strange page, and it seems no-one has taken the liberty to write in it, well okay it DOES have little tiddly bits probably with links that lead to other pages, but there is just a big slate o' writing space just waiting to be filled. oh my, that sounded a bit more sexual than i had intended. Whelp. might as well right down thoughts as they come to me and see if i can string it together into something even partially coherent.
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oh, sorry, i temporarily forgot dimension i was in, always get confused with the one where i am incredibly proficient in the martial art form of shouldntai (a fighting style primarily made around using Lebanese cucumbers as bludgeoning weapons) and the one where i am a brony with a mac. silly filly says me!
-I've been considering letting Adobe Flash out of the sex dungeon so i can learn how to use it for it's true purpose; making ponies!!!!!!!
-I cleaned out my Xbox 360 den today... and subsequently interrupted a quaint little tea party that about 3 spiders were having. what followed involved a nerf gun rocket launcher, a tissue box, three shoes and a lot of screaming. well, all things considered, it WAS a better experience than when i stumbled upon a dominatrix red-back the size of a Warhammer 40000k Emperator titan. well... okay maybe it wasn't THAT big. but still, it had a 6 ended whip and a bottle of lube. how it held either of those items i (still to this day) don't know, and when you think about it, how do spiders hold teacups anyway? but TBH i wasn't really following any discernible train of logic when i was hit in the head by one of my sneakers (ha-ha! never said i was the one with the shoes, now did i?)
Oh, and by the way i am recovering from a mild concussion when my left temple and my alarm clock expressed their love for each other by taking each-other in a sickeningly tight embrace. of course for this to happen, i have to fall out of my bed, don't I???
Okay, i better wrap this up, as the internet modem has been staring at me for a good 12 minutes and I think Zombie Hitler's kettle has just boiled, and when you start having hallucination about long dead genocidal patriarchs with alluring mustaches (not a colt-cuddler FYI) you know its time to call it quits. SEE YA!!!
PS: before you go Googling, Yahoo-ing or asking twilight sparkle; NO, shouldntai is not a martial art. it is merely the word i came up with when i said the phrase 'Shouldn't I?" to quickly.
PPS: Celestia is hot
PPPS: Luna is hotter
PPPPS: in regards to the above personal scripts;I don't have an equine fetish, i am speaking in relative terms.
PPPPPS:Maybe.
Was it, like, 3 in the morning when you typed this, or are you just like that?
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bit of both. and i wasn't joking about the concussion either.