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Vates Despero

Vates Despero Joined 14th Apr, 2012 · Offline

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  • 397 weeks
    Wait... what?

    Huh? 'Poe nay'? What is 'Poe nay'? Some sort of Edgar Allen hate group? "Poe? NAY!! We don't want that drivel around here!!"

    ...

    Wow, three months... three terrible months. Two months with barely time to breath leading into almost a month of crashed lower than the dust on a snakes belly. No pony for months... twelve bland weeks... an entire fiscal quarter...

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  • 417 weeks
    bar crawling

    You know, I always thought the bar crawl was something only suited to cheap 'drunken frat' movies but... it really is an effectiver way to get around those pescky drink limits! Grab three or four drinks one place then switch places every half hour. It works great! And I only had to worry about looking sober for a couple of minutes at a time instead of trying to mix drinks while

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  • 444 weeks
    Deleteing comments

    Don't ya just love when people delete comments and then they can act like people said whatever they want! Well I don't. It's rather cowardly in fact. "It's my story/blog so only opinions I like are allowed!" Well I have Blogs too! Look at all of my opinions I can put in my blogs!

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  • 467 weeks
    A Recent Reminder

    Earlier today I was reminded of something... something about human nature. Something that a lot of people get wrong in one way or another. It's a subtle thing that is often referenced as a problem with today's society... the 'participation award generation'. The phenomenon where society says you have to give awards to anyone who 'participates' to any degree to avoid 'discouraging our youth'.

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    1 comments · 355 views

  • 499 weeks
    The thing in the place with the title.


    I just called my doctor!

    He just refilled my proscription of Fukitol!!

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Feb
24th
2013

Oops I dunnit again! · 6:12am Feb 24th, 2013

Whelp I got hammered again! Sadly this time I got accidently flirty wit a hostess at Applebees, an 18 year old hostess at that! Hopefully she wasn't too offended and overlooked it in favor of a potential interest in my more sociable and sofistocated friend. However now I am going to rampage through FiMFiction again... maybe. If I am and I piss you off... I maybe be sorry... or you may deserve it... I can't really predict which it will be at this point. Especially since I am about to get my gun and then get even more hammered by busting out da tequila! PONIES ROCK AND MY HOOMAN NEIGHBORS SUCK!!!
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I had happy ponies for yoos but da internet eated thems!!

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